vale

[vale @goodgalval]

🥱

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Neymar retires from international football

[mari @fcmareee]

ABSOLUTE SCENES

[vale @goodgalval]

PLS CAPE VERDE DONT LET US DOWN

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: 🇨🇻 Cape Verde equalize against 🇦🇷 Argentina, 1-1, in the 59th minute.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Heading into the World Cup round of 16 like

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

was thinking about my own suffering in this nyc heatwave and then had to check my privilege because there are beautiful women in fiji right now being emotionally tormented by by mid men

[#1 🐜 fan 🇲🇽 @SAIKlSJELLY]

argentina youre next

[Stephen Piccarella @spiccarella]

People who don’t watch Love Island are often surprised to hear that I do but only because they think it’s like The OC or something when really it’s like the Stanford prison experiment

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

Cáiganle a la casa pa ver el mundial

[Deejay 🅿️ @PlayboiPea]

If a baddie asks you to watch love island you turn on love island

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

[buck @SoldierBuck__]

You Know a Film is Going to be Masterpiece, When Matt Damon Wants to Go Home!

[Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove]

Your mother is problematic. Your father is problematic. Your son is problematic. Your aunt is problematic. The cashier at the local Tesco is problematic. You've probably bought a cookie from a bakery made by hands that have done unspeakable things. Every chocolate bar you've ever eaten has probably killed a 7 year old child slave in Cameroon. The gas that drives your car is fueled by engines of death. Every person who has ever smiled at you in the streets has committed some act that if you knew about it, would make you profoundly dislike them.

We have all been bad, small, petty, unlikeable, cruel, downright mean. Authors are not special "problematic" beings, they're just more public. Part of being an adult is recognizing that without mercy for our fellow human beings, and ourselves, we'd all be condemned to death. Reading fiction should help us understand that we're all irreparably tainted with evil, every system is corrupted, every line is broken.

And like, that's okay. That's what it means to be alive.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[vale @goodgalval]

I can’t believe I’m in Buenos Aires I never pictured myself visiting this city

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

me and the boys before THE ODYSSEY

[vale @goodgalval]

A colada and a cig would fix me rn tbfhwy

[⚭ @lekimgym]

You need to touch saltwater sometimes
not always grass.

[m @skitzocat]

it all works out on a random tuesday

[beau i'spose 🦜 @frenchfrydream_]

the older I grow the more I dont play abt children like they're literally new here have some respect

[lindsey @securedjb]

until you’ve been at the lowest of lows you won’t understand the complexity of brush my teeth hallelujah