They Call Me Rodney

Yes, I am that dude. Self hating narcissist. Dude\Guy

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They should do bar rescue but for burger kings

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Do you love her? Or is she just Mediterranean?

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I’m a pantsexual as in I precum in my pants

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@KelvinK56 Sounds like a lovely place tho

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Hey @RoyalFamily FU. #4THJULY

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You heard the man Road Soda Summer!!!!

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@elonmusk when can I have a farm on Mars?

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I’m no detective but I’m pretty sure he did it

[New York Post @nypost]

Stabbing suspect attacks nurse with scissors, lunges at cop in hospital https://t.co/5tSLghWemy

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Maybe Jesus was just the @davidblaine of his time

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Damn everybody does hate Chris

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Possibly of war really made today feel like a Friday

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Maybe the enemies are China and Russia and not your neighbor who thinks slightly differently than you.

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Rihanna is pregnant and it’s not Pete Davidson’s

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That’s oddly specific

[NBC News @NBCNews]

BREAKING: CIA says that the mysterious symptoms known as Havana Syndrome are not the result of a sustained global campaign by a hostile power aimed at hundreds of American diplomats and spies. https://t.co/HBrcmTS6tQ

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They’re running low on alter boys

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Pope Francis says choosing pets over kids is selfish https://t.co/RsB0ET4mbO

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Someone get Joe Biden some skates. We settle this Miracle on Ice style

[ABC News @ABC]

Following a bilateral meeting and TV broadcast, Belarusian Pres. Lukashenko and Russian Pres. Vladimir Putin strapped on skates and teamed up for a decisive victory during a friendly ice hockey game. https://t.co/4WfgTfpo9t

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@lizardx Throw her out of the plane

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Fun Christmas Fact: While preparing for his role in “The Santa Clause” @ofctimallen ate a whole reindeer.

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@KevinOgert @arielhelwani The legend Kevin Ogert

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I might have proven that the cure for Covid is drunk cigarettes