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yo big rat, whats the cheddar?

[Crack Harlow @DoddyGatz]

People calling him a wigger but it’s only cuhz so many sub species of white man went extinct when Nu Metal died and the halo series went to shit.

[jake @wormpuller]

Smoking weed is like steroids for laying down and doing nothing

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

OU finished 11th in the SEC (14-16), went 0-1 in Hoover, and trailed No. 2 Ga Tech 8-2 on the brink of elimination. Since:

⚾ Outscored GT 21-7, winning twice
⚾ Swept Big 12 champ KU 21-3
⚾ Beat only top-8 seeds in Omaha
⚾ Won 10 of final 11

A truly remarkable title run! 👏

[Aday Mara #1 Fan @MCCAlN3]

😭

[gabe @allgarbled]

Every pro athlete talking about money is like, “the thing you don’t get, is that $35 million is really not a lot of money once you’ve spent it all”

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Duck gliding through cherry blossom water

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Mexico is running cone Oklahomas after their World Cup wins

[hana 🇧🇦🇩🇪 @may_equinox]

it's kinda funny when football players fall down and start rolling around but no one gaf so after like seven seconds of larping they just get up like nothing happened

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

real men wake up and immediately engage in debilitating life practices

[lauryn @rynwave]

starting a collection

[SatanWatch 👿 @_SatanWatch]

Sitting in a huge ornate mansion filled with terrariums and chameleons, mildly high and sipping an ice-cold Coke while watching the OJ trial sounds to me like the best summer anyone could ever experience, and he considers it a low point. The grass is always greener...

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Fan randomly runs into Conor McGregor right after meeting Peyton Manning 🤣

Conor: “You went baller to baller baby!”

[#WAKOFA 🇬🇭 @316simsim]

First in my bloodline to read this sentence

[Tim Cato @tim_cato]

y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon

[𝓜𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓵🪐 @anthony_ja28099]

My mom stop me from vapeing in the house and my dad just texted me this.

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

The snickers vein is one thing but giving me a straight up leaker? Reeses your days are numbered #nastybastards

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

asking a toddler to switch seats with me on the plane so I can sit next to their hot mom

[crash test dummy @the_moral_abc]

gen z supervisor at work said "new tech unlocked" when I told him there was a second toaster oven in the break room. I dont like that this guy can fire me

[ObtainerOfRareAntiquities @ObtainerOf]

They are making being an uncle illegal