✨ hazel ✨

congrats, you’re on my profile. have fun looking around for some gotcha, i guess?? i probably pissed you off | pop culture + politics

[✨ hazel ✨ @goodhazelgraces]

here’s my face, mind your manners or i’ll hurt your feelings

[✨ hazel ✨ @goodhazelgraces]

@Richard_Vixen the chair hit her kid and she didn’t check on her what so ever and it wasn’t one chair it was MULTIPLE. yall need to stop

[✨ hazel ✨ @goodhazelgraces]

@taytimmy_stan_ @arisxsunshine @everlikeme babe she is NOT white passing wtf lmao

[✨ hazel ✨ @goodhazelgraces]

@aantlerqueen she beat him, threw chairs at him, and one of the chairs hit their kid

[✨ hazel ✨ @goodhazelgraces]

@rallynate @RonFilipkowski @WhiteHouse kamala didn’t just start what could be the precursor to WW3 and I don’t think she ever would’ve, actually. So no. He isn’t. You still are though.

[✨ hazel ✨ @goodhazelgraces]

um *and i cannot stress this enough* EYUCKKKKK

[frogan @fr0gan]

this is who you’re simping over btw

[frogan @fr0gan]

this is who you’re simping over btw

[✨ hazel ✨ @goodhazelgraces]

@Frogan @lcvermores i just got the ick on so many fucking levels ew

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

OMG, SHUT DOWN DOGE:

A DOGE official in his 20s testified today that he canceled federal research grants based on personal judgment.

No peer review. No subject matter expertise. No formal process.

Just him. And books he had read.

He flagged a grant studying HIV in prisons during the Reagan and Clinton era — decades of academic research — as “one of the craziest” because it mentioned LGBTQ in the description.

He flagged a grant examining the military service experiences of Black, Native American, female, and immigrant veterans as crazy.

His qualification for making these calls: “A person can have enough judgment from reading books.”

He was then asked if he regretted cutting programs that may have led to people dying.

“No.”

Did DOGE reduce the deficit?

“No.”

A person in their 20s. Reading books. Canceling peer-reviewed academic research. Deciding what knowledge the American government is allowed to fund.

No experience. No regret. No results.

Under oath.

[But what if we were hangin' WITHOUT Mr. Cooper? @tonygoldmark]

THEN WHY DID YOU ENDORSE THE 78-YEAR-OLD DEMENTED PEDOPHILE INSTEAD OF THE 60-YEAR-OLD SMART BLACK LADY YOU BARELY-SENTIENT TUBE OF EXPIRED MAYONNAISE

[✨ hazel ✨ @goodhazelgraces]

@turbopisser @AugieTooWell I mean the novelty wore off when they started selling them when there was no longer a fair

[✨ hazel ✨ @goodhazelgraces]

@jaubreyYT having a hat saying “americano” while sniffing your uniform to fight for a war of a bunch of racists actively trying to get rid of the latin community but go off ig weirdo

[Rosanna Pansino @RosannaPansino]

Now you know why I wont "shut up" about these losers.

Jake & Logan Paul, MrBeast, Keemstar... they're all in the same group.

I'm going to have to become a politician to stop these clowns, aren't I?

[✨ hazel ✨ @goodhazelgraces]

this is fucking gold

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

for non scary movie fans this is like if beethoven and mozart came back to life and announced a surprise reunion concert

[𝑁𝑎𝑑𝑖. @luvblessingz]

Immediately cutting communication with his best friend of 20+ years after learning of his sexual offenses……..denouncing Isr*el…….rolling a joint in less than 5 secs……..you aight white boy.

[theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️▲ @theoluminati]

So it’s good for people to dance when their leaders die right? You like that? You think thats a good thing? For future reference

[✨ hazel ✨ @goodhazelgraces]

@SNS_Anon nicki eats pedo ass, by the way. sad.

[✨ hazel ✨ @goodhazelgraces]

@esjesjesj i thought this was clavicular

[✨ hazel ✨ @goodhazelgraces]

you mean to tell me the family of england can arrest a prince but we can’t arrest a corrupt ass president? bruh.

[✨ hazel ✨ @goodhazelgraces]

@Texas3Talon @MrsButters Why was he there in the first place is the actual questions