da’vinci chode

I’m dumb but I ain’t stupid

[Stacey Farnell @bigstace9]

If anybody knows of any lonely old people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or close friends, can they let me know? I need to borrow some chairs.

[da’vinci chode @goodkinghal]

oh my god y’all

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Harry Potter And The Right Headspace To Receive Information That Could Possibly Hurt You

[da’vinci chode @goodkinghal]

@magsfern Anytime a recipe calls for zest I just assume it includes human zest aka scraped knuckle salad

[da’vinci chode @goodkinghal]

@margsmumbles And yes I know I said Chris May which is the wrong holiday but I’m sending u stuff for end of the year present swap extravanagza anyway!

[da’vinci chode @goodkinghal]

@margsmumbles so hair ribbons for Christmas, got it

[da’vinci chode @goodkinghal]

@margsmumbles amazing

[da’vinci chode @goodkinghal]

Cooked some quail eggs today lads and it was basically like

[da’vinci chode @goodkinghal]

@jpbracken An entire restaurant just for fish? Idk I’m skeptical ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[da’vinci chode @goodkinghal]

I just... cannot believe someone actually named a restaurant Fish Daddy’s

[da’vinci chode @goodkinghal]

And yet there it sits

[da’vinci chode @goodkinghal]

If this bowl of quail eggs all make it safely to my friends house it’s a good omen

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Your girlfriend doesn’t want heart shaped jewelry, I promise you. If you read this and still think she wants something heart shaped, I am willing to help you find something that isn’t ugly. This is my act of service to my fellow women.

[im on the ither sight @jon_snow_420]

happy Thanksgiving americans, lol you have two big family gatherings in two months what the hell is wrong with you. have fun lmao

[da’vinci chode @goodkinghal]

@magsfern It is definitely much better now that I’m older! Lmao my mom used to have it on constantlyyyyyy