Ryan Allen

caffeine-free since 2008

[Ryan Allen @goodluck_rallen]

I may be single but my LinkedIn profile was viewed 47 times this week. So I’ve got that going for me

[Ryan Allen @goodluck_rallen]

Ate 3 on my ride home from work yesterday..

[Ryan Allen @goodluck_rallen]

Technology is definitely ruining our attention span and human connection but I fully believe that trying to remember what I snapped someone is helping my short-term memory retention

[Ryan Allen @goodluck_rallen]

Then who does this make New Jersey? https://t.co/DsynytJFvx

[LIAM @Liam_Marcellino]

Maryland is the Kanye of states. Nobody loves Maryland like people from Maryland, love Maryland.

[Ryan Allen @goodluck_rallen]

Who’s ready for another great season? #AllRise https://t.co/DfS559LRJY

[ADWEEK @Adweek]

.@espn’s “This Is @SportsCenter” is back, and all but unchanged, post Wieden + Kennedy: https://t.co/58BMxC9xz0

[Volkswagen USA News @VWnews]

Five seats never looked so flashy. Get a look at the real deal tomorrow as we reveal the five-passenger #VWAtlas at #NYIAS

[Ryan Allen @goodluck_rallen]

The cool part about Pi Day is you can eat pie for lunch... which I do most days but it’s only considered acceptable on March 14th

[i love big women @wallstreetbeers]

FACTS

[Ryan Allen @goodluck_rallen]

Every time I get middle seat on an airplane I feel like such a peasant

[Ryan Allen @goodluck_rallen]

The clock at the office gym was off by 7 minutes so I changed it. If I don’t get an award for employee of the month ima feel really unappreciated

[ADWEEK @Adweek]

.@KFC responds to U.K. chicken shortage scandal with a timely ‘FCK, We’re Sorry’: https://t.co/5dO9T0loQX

[Ryan Allen @goodluck_rallen]

Sometimes I really wish I had an ass so when I forget to wear a belt my pants stay up

[Ryan Allen @goodluck_rallen]

Does anyone else wake up craving hibachi? No, just me? Ok cool

[Ryan Allen @goodluck_rallen]

Thoughts after shaving my beard: damn my chin is cold

[Ryan Allen @goodluck_rallen]

Thank god I have 3 screens at my desk so I can live stream the olympics and still “work” #WinterOlympics2018

[Ryan Allen @goodluck_rallen]

Censorship at its finest https://t.co/iLRcVhW8vS

[ADWEEK @Adweek]

An interactive look at what brands and sponsored athletes can and can’t say, wear and do during the #Olympics: https://t.co/kCvf9wIfbo

[Ryan Allen @goodluck_rallen]

How does this new Snapchat work... asking for a friend

[Ryan Allen @goodluck_rallen]

When you get excited for homecoming on Saturday then check the weather...

[Ryan Allen @goodluck_rallen]

I always thought people were full of I️t when they said uber pools scared them... until now when this sketchy guy in this ride has a bird in his jacket. Like shit man, I ain’t tryin to get bird flu