Alan Goodman

Recovering TV writer/producer, now in healthcare management software

[Alan Goodman @goodman555]

@HQNewsNow Check her handbag. She’s the type who steals the stapler.

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@JoshMalina The best people. Right?

[Alan Goodman @goodman555]

I know it is highly unlikely you will ever see this. I’m sure you have people for that. I have been a very happy diner at your restaurants in New York and LA, which is why I was expecting a good experience. Please let me know this will be addressed.

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Chef @GordonRamsay I don’t know how much attention you are able to pay to Ramsay Burger on the Strip, what with your ever expanding restaurant empire and your many shows, but I want to think if you were in the restaurant last night someone’s coat would be speared.

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I am writing because my cousin’s kid was on Hell’s Kitchen. She made it to the finals and was back for the all star round. She has always said you are actually extremely nice in real life and that she learned a ton from you. Sorry to burst the angry, screaming, misogynist facade!

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@JoJoFromJerz All the stories about people coming up to him and saying things… where on earth could that happen? What possible situation could occur that would allow strangers to walk up to any president, let alone Trump, and engage him in conversation? Who buys thus crap???

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@Eden_Eats Don’t forget props

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@LePapillonBlu2 Where does he live? Is his state pursuing state charges? Because he has committed a crime

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@ethan_iverson Theme and variations?

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@jpalmiotti @Variety Some of the worst promo spots I’ve ever seen. Not a clue what’s going on. With a star who is unrecognizable. Not surprised it tanked.

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@Hqdepot1 We’re about a week away from him telling us we all have to wear our underwear on the outside.

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@StephNass Depends. Want to look pretty, like a well-designed business card? Like the ones I never look at a second time? Or do you want to make an impact? Left for impact. It’s not as pretty, but that’s why you look at it.

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Hey @YESNetwork please fix the mics. The organ and background music are crushing the announcers. Flip the switch on the limiter

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@JoshMalina Terrific joke. I laughed so hard.

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@TS_Secrets Ummm. Intelligence? Love of something you never experienced before? Encountering people outside your native group and learning about them, and about yourself? Taking risks? Making connections? Learning critical thinking? Getting away from your parents?

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@PaulleyTicks Obviously fake. If the undies were from Trump they’d be from the diaper department.