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Bachelors in Triceps|Masters in Lats

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First time trying some writing out thought I’d share it
https://t.co/L4ULVhoL0N

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No way im not making this list😭 @ItsLiteyearboii @KaiclXRP @adhityadhea13 @EnJtheGreat1 @kevanloh @OfficialSB_NFT @PumaXNFT @OD1NSON_ @ZionSt3 @HunchoYRN_ @cryptoblexy @OllieETH_ @chris02_torres @Swagi3user009 @SOLgahd

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Please do not tell me what to do @sbassett23

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

Inflation is a quiet but effective way for the government to transfer resources from the people to itself, without raising taxes.

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.@StuartFeiner can you pick our draft order

Otto
Spice
Alec
Pat
Luke
Isaac
Logan
Justin
Jeriah
Jeff
Chris
CJ

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Remember the term turncoat?

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New profile pic #sike #lookshorter

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New profile pic, those things are custom

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@martymush Wheels and it’s not close #shoutsmarie @blake

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@sbassett23 @BarstoolRia Hey man thanks for the $50m in Bitcoin to get me off food stamps preesh

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@sbassett23 @BarstoolRia Pussy she’s so not into you

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@sbassett23 @BarstoolRia Bro she taken don’t be a bitch

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.@StuartFeiner I’m so sorry. I guarantee every game too. I had a future on isles since the ides of March. At least the isles don’t try to catch cups like the lightning!! #StanleyCup

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Is it the face?

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#takecooked why is a Snapchat from the bathroom so obvious

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My burner has graduated from ripping Canadians to just all idiots #takeswarming and the oven is #almostcooked

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Why is the next coach in line wearing the shades up

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Rod the Bod most likely challenging Vasilevskiy to a push up comp out back

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Ocho > Science

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Ah yes the Post

[Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman]

Jeff Bezos:

Age 57: flying to space w/ brother
Age 49: buys Washington Post
Age 39: survives helicopter crash
Age 36: starts space company
Age 35: becomes billionaire
Age 33: becomes millionaire
Age 30: starts Amazon
Age 22: starts work on Wall St
Age 16: summer job at McDonalds

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When the saved drafts pay off

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

The first time in the history of Borrelli’s Pasta has been a problem