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Dropping in and out of your tweets.

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My #CookingTerms

Al dente=Raw
Marinate=Forget it's in fridge
Flambe=Incinerate
Garnish=Disguise
Reduce=To Tears
Beat=Lose temper & give up

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We call my cookbook #TheBookOfBurial now...

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@TagItsIt Perfect to wear to the Oscars, Grammys, and #SOTU .

#TagItsIt

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@TagItsIt My body malfunctions when I go jogging.

#TagItsIt

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#ISleptThrough a haunting.

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@TagItsIt You would think that with all these cookbooks I'd have learned to cook by now.

#TagItsIt

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#YouMakeItEasierWhen you pretend to like what I cooked for dinner...

a lot easier for yourself...

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#YouMakeItEasierWhen you let me love you!

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@SquirrelyGrrl @wonderfulcrafts I need to see Folded Teabag art.

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@JoosBrackx @TagItsIt That's the first thing I thought of. 😃

"...the sound of music?

...the sound of handcuffs or cell keys?

...the sound of forced confessions..."

#TagItsIt

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A quickie.

#UnlikelySlothActivities

[PETA @peta]

Animals

don't

perform

because

they

want

to,

they

perform

because

they're

scared

of

what

will

happen

if

they

don't.

#BoycottAnimalCircuses

[NWS Tsunami Alerts @NWS_NTWC]

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@docfreeride #MeToo 😯

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#MyGhostWillHaunt the guy who finally overdid cowbell.

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#MyGhostWillHaunt litterers

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Personality Maker

#NamingMyMoonshine

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Love by the dashboard light.

#LowStandardsIn5Words

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Southern Tweet Tea

#AddTwitterImproveAnything

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Make sure you laugh at The Joker's jokes.

#DatingAdviceForComicBookCharacters

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I did all assignments ahead of time & already turned them in.

#UnlikelyHomeworkExcuses