Cam.goodness

enthusiast

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Big fan of being presented with irrefutable facts that completely dismiss my argument only to say “be that as it may” and move on like it didn’t happen

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Me: I don’t think you get it, he’s “the man with the flan”, like the dessert. it’s funny because it’s a pun
The cashier who has spent the last 4 minutes trying to politely usher me away from the register: Ohhh ok I get it haha

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They say I got OCD because I’m obsessively compulsed to chase the bag also if I step out of a room with my right foot first then my family will die

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It’s always “support local business” until I spend a crisp benjamin on some coke and suddenly it’s “a felony” or whatever

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I don’t think you can describe a single aspect of the federal government right now in a way that doesn’t make it sound like a country republicans would vote unanimously to bomb and steal from

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tater tot
the lonely tater shredded fried and dipped in sauce
put in the fryer before before it defrost

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someone just unfollowed me

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acacia strain if they were gay: I finally got to see this guy

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There exists a vague incalculable point between A and B that I occupy at all times

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battery acid

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gotta love promotions emails from my bank, such as “go into more debt” and “make your friends go into debt”

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4 out of 5 dennis agree that im a menace

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Would be really funny if they made likes public again with no warning

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If you see an ICE agent towards you, do yourself and the world a favor and put one between their eyes. Paint the walls with these losers brains.

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am I crazy or was there a time when George Clooney was considered “the hottest man alive” like who was voting on this

[PSYCHO-FRAME @psychoframedc]

Yeah, that was biblical.

Thank you, Atlanta.

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Giorgio’s Bizarre Moog Modular

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Another mc lose his life tonight

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(Cyberpunk if V could do karaoke) I’m a bitch my names Johnny

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playing this game with my friend who doesn’t know how to play the game. We’ve been trying to turn a wrench for 10 minutes