Big fan of being presented with irrefutable facts that completely dismiss my argument only to say “be that as it may” and move on like it didn’t happen
Me: I don’t think you get it, he’s “the man with the flan”, like the dessert. it’s funny because it’s a pun
The cashier who has spent the last 4 minutes trying to politely usher me away from the register: Ohhh ok I get it haha
I don’t think you can describe a single aspect of the federal government right now in a way that doesn’t make it sound like a country republicans would vote unanimously to bomb and steal from