Goodnight Quotes

Please clarify that those 'quotes' are posted by other people yo, I dont want to look both stupid and full of myself

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right blueray, we still don’t have a Blu-ray player so. I will find another way. Thank you see you for ball.

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Do you have a copy of End of Evangelion you would let me rip? I want to 'enjoy' the movie without ads on netflix,

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ok but the stall will buffer the stink, I care less about shame, more about not spreading my fart

but each there own

a loud no smell fart matters not

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I don’t feel normal. I feel happy

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Anything with dicks is either nice or the worst thing ever

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The dog will do

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My wife tells me when I’m racist

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Every animal has a level of consciousness, even if it’s zero

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I bused tables for my anime
back when min wage was like 6 bucks
but a video was still like 20

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still think they are weird, i mist have blocked them from my mind

leather on hairy leg, no thanks

i may just hate hairy legs

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I’ve known a sweet girl or two...dumb as a rock, though

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I hate it when a boss sends you a "gift" and its like a pile of fucking junk food, its like, thanks, i want diabetes, just give me money you twat

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I finally got my Nook Cranny last night

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I saw some add on youtube last night where a guitar singer guy, who i doon;t know just lazily played some cords saying vote for mike bloomberg and it lasted 10 seconds. I was like, thats the laziest most selloutest thing I've ever seen

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15 year old me was an idiot. Creative full of life but still a naive little twerp

I grew brains in my 20s

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Me love race, me love sparks

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I have no issue with him being Pikachu, I stand by the idea that every Pikachu is a different individual, this one is Ryan Reynold

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We have a low-flow toilet in our house. It's been slow dances all day long

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She's a little sausage with attitude.

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