Goodoldane

I just made this so I could look at my best friend scott’s tweets.

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Google: can I block everyone on twitter that isn't my friend Scott?

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graduated from looking down at my feet and smiling every time the cute person at work walks past, to nodding my head and quietly saying "howdy". making moves, my friend.

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The only YA dystopian future franchise I will understand is one that is set 200 years into the future with Jeff Bezos playing himself as an all powerful half human/half drone warmonger throwing genetic mutants into pits to watch them fight to the death.

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Every piece of chocolate is technically also a brown crayon.