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[HURL @goodoldhurl]

Pool

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Bought a haunted house and complain about the ghosts.

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sick of my neighbor doing donuts in his chevy volt

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@baseballmarty @RafaelCorral13 GIANTS 3
METS 1

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@baseballmarty @RafaelCorral13 GIANTS 5
JAYS 1

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@baseballmarty @RafaelCorral13 Giants 3
Dodgers 2

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Someones been pissing in my collectable popcorn buckets.

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used a water bottle to lock my house. someone undid it and stole all my cd's

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@baseballmarty @RafaelCorral13 4-0 Giants

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@LombardiHimself Got to stop at Rancho Nicasio.

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Getting tired of all these teens ruining my wife and I’s date nights at Pizza Hut.

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@dominic_russo A butt nut.

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@Raph4real @nflcommish @NFL They should do two Sunday night games every week.

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@mdmilano I haven’t been big on math in a while, but i think the answer is 7.

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@LombardiHimself TOURIST INFO. ENGLISH SPOKEN.

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My law practice focuses on suing restaurants who use Peanuts and Garfield cartoons on their children’s coloring menu.

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The queen is dead and we are going to be talking about her all day tomorrow, but right now let’s get back to football!

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Sure, it’s nice. But I’ve seen a lot of better looking ritual daggers.

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When you think about it, aren’t we all dads?

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@CrystalPepsi “I’m a dancer choreographer. I’m awesome.”