今天凌晨,昆明一夜暴雨开启"看海模式"。但真正让全网笑出声的,是昆明网友把积水用 AI 一键 P 成了"马尔代夫"—— ⚠️ 先说清楚:下图是 AI 创作,不是真实景色。严肃的一面:8/18 凌晨 2–5 时雨最强,官渡金马凉亭站累计降雨 158.1mm。消防出动转移群众数十人,多路段断交,截至晚间仍在抽排。所幸无人员伤亡。向连夜守城的防汛人致敬。然后昆明人的脑洞接管了:网友命名——"昆尔代夫""仙本那昆明分那"。前一秒为内涝焦头烂额,后一秒被自家城市的脑洞治愈。用想象力和技术,把"灾难现场"玩成"海岛大片"——这种苦中作乐,真的很"昆明"。再次提醒:那些美图是 AI 玩的,真·昆明现在请绕开积水、注意安全 🌊 你见过这种"苦中作乐"的脑洞吗?
Kunming woke up to heavy flooding this morning. But what broke the internet was locals using AI to turn the muddy water into a "Maldives" — ⚠️ disclaimer: AI-generated, not actual footage.The real side: the heaviest rain hit 2–5 a.m.; one gauge logged 158.1mm. Fire crews evacuated residents, several roads were cut off, pumping continued into the night. Thankfully, no casualties. Respect to the overnight flood crews.Then Kunming's imagination took over:Netizens renamed the city "Kunmaldive" (Kunming + Maldives).From stressed about the flood to charmed by their own city's wit — turning a disaster scene into an island blockbuster with imagination and AI. That bittersweet humor is so quintessentially Kunming.Reminder: those dreamy shots are AI fun — real Kunming, please avoid the flooded roads and stay safe 🌊 Ever seen this kind of "laughing through it" creativity?
没有厂房、没有设备、没有固定资产——一家 AI 公司靠"烧了多少 Token"就从银行贷到了钱。 这不是段子。这是广州刚上线的"Token贷"。"Token贷"是什么?简单说:你的算力消耗 = 你的信用。 银行把企业「词元(Token)产出消耗、算力服务合约价值、应收账款、佣金结算量」列为核心授信依据。中行广州分行已落地 3 个子产品,最高授信 3000 万元、最长 3 年、普惠利率。为什么银行开始"认 Token"?看这组数字: 我国日均词元调用量,2024 年初约 1000 亿 → 2025 年底 100 万亿 → 2026 年 3 月突破 140 万亿。两年增长超千倍。中国大模型周调用量 34.25 万亿,连续 15 周超过美国,居全球第一。工业时代看用电量,互联网时代看流量,AI 时代看 Token 消耗量。 专家说,这像电商兴起时的"流水贷"——以前"以流水证明信用",现在"以算力证明信用"。 轻资产、重研发的科技创业者,长期"有技术无抵押"的困境,第一次有了制度性破题。硬币有两面。风险也很真实: ① Token 容易被"刷单"虚增,缺第三方审计; ② 消耗大但利润薄,单一指标可能高估还款能力; ③ AI 业务常"脉冲式"起伏,项目结束调用骤降,贷后易误判。当硅谷还在争论 AI 怎么变现,中国的银行已经把"算力消耗"变成了可量化的信用。这是一次信用评价体系的范式转移,才刚开始。 你怎么看"用 Token 当抵押物"?
No factory, no equipment, no fixed assets — an AI company just got a bank loan based on how many Tokens it burned. Not a joke. It's a real product launched in Guangzhou: the "Token Loan."What is it? Your compute consumption = your creditworthiness. Banks now use a company's Token output, compute contracts, receivables and commission settlement as core credit metrics. BOC Guangzhou rolled out 3 sub-products: up to ¥30M credit, 3-year term, inclusive rate.Why do banks now "accept Tokens"? Daily Token calls in China: ~100B in early 2024 → 100T by end-2025 → 140T in March 2026 — over 1,000× in two years. China's weekly LLM calls hit 34.25T, beating the US for 15 straight weeks, #1 globally.The industrial age measured electricity use; the internet age measured traffic; the AI age measures Token consumption. Experts call it the "flow loan" of the AI era — proving credit through compute instead of collateral. Light-asset tech founders finally get a structural fix for "tech but no mortgage."Two sides. Real risks: ① Tokens can be inflated by "brushing" with no third-party audit; ② high consumption but thin profit overstates repayment; ③ AI usage is spiky — calls crash when a project ends, misleading post-loan checks. Consensus: data must be verifiable before Token Loans scale from pilot to standard.While Silicon Valley debates how AI makes money, Chinese banks already turned compute consumption into quantifiable credit. A paradigm shift in credit scoring — just beginning.
Foreign visitors react in awe to China’s smart blackboards that sync handwriting and generate graphics live. This is what real investment in education and technology looks like. The future is in the classroom.
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看完这个视频,全网都在说同一句话:"像极了小时候不想走路、耍赖要爸爸背的我。" 一只被饲养员养大的动物幼崽,熟练地趴上"奶爸"的背,乖得像自家小孩。评论区一句话戳中很多人:"自己养大的,肯定超级爱。" 有网友说看得出饲养员"很熟练",估计这小家伙被背过无数次了。动物不会演戏,它只会把最软的肚皮和信任,交给那个天天照顾它的人。被好好爱着的小孩,都不想自己走路——这一点,人和动物没什么两样。今天也被治愈了。「你小时候,也这样赖着要背吗?」
After watching this clip, the whole internet said the same thing: "Exactly like me as a kid, refusing to walk and whining for dad to carry me." A hand-raised animal cub climbs onto its keeper's back like it's the most natural thing — obedient like a own https://t.co/CfIAa1yYc2 comment hit home for many: "The one you raised yourself, you must love the most." Others noted the keeper looks "so practiced" — this little one's probably been carried a hundred times. Animals don't act; they just hand their softest belly and trust to the person who shows up for them every day.A child who's truly loved never wants to walk — on that, humans and animals aren't so different. Healed a little today. "Did you also whine to be carried as a kid?"