Toby

When not chasing birds, I tweet like one!

[Toby @goodtoby]

Hanging out with my favorite shirt! #gooddog http://t.co/OouV4F76

[Toby @goodtoby]

Dad, I think that you’re hungry. Your tummy is growling more than mine when I saw that bunny. #fb

[Toby @goodtoby]

I'm 3 now! My owners thing the terrible twos are over, but fail to realize that three starts with a "T" too. #fb

[Toby @goodtoby]

Chased away a bunny. Darn thing was on my lawn. #fb

[Toby @goodtoby]

If I lay in this duffle bag, we'll go see grandma and grandpa, right?

[Toby @goodtoby]

Duh, Dad, the ceiling fan has been there since we moved in. I bark at 2am because I swear there is a gremlin on it. #fb

[Toby @goodtoby]

I know this may sound crazy, but I saw the squirrel fly. There is more than meets the eye with @HeidiFlies.

[Toby @goodtoby]

If I mope hard enough will grandma and grandpa show up? #fb

[Toby @goodtoby]

I drove a boat around a lake yesterday. Or maybe grandpa did. But I was in a boat. #fb

[Toby @goodtoby]

Mom says there was a cougar outside the tent. Or maybe a housecat. #fb

[James Bond the Dog @JamesBondTheDog]

The key to being a successful spy: Never be shaken or stirred.

[Toby @goodtoby]

Can we go in? It is so cold out here! #fb

[Toby @goodtoby]

I swear I could have taken down the big red dog! http://t.co/LBTu0IO

[Toby @goodtoby]

Sometimes I feel like the vacuum is watching me. #fb

[Toby @goodtoby]

MY NAME IS NOT SNOWCONE OR CONEHEAD! #fb

[Toby @goodtoby]

Aww! They took my freakin' balls! #fb

[Toby @goodtoby]

This is not Candy Mountain! #fb

[Toby @goodtoby]

"Toby! Toby! We're going to Candy Mountain, Toby!" What did you two smoke last night?! There is no Candy Mountain! #fb

[Toby @goodtoby]

I'm starting to think that I need a sidekick. #fb

[Toby @goodtoby]

@mightydiego you wanna play baseball tomorrow afternoon? I'll bring the balls!