Good Tree Jokes

Arbor everyone with my badam puns.

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The trees do be growin tho

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once we free ourselves from our earthly prisons ahahahahaha boy it’ll be TIME.

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people always ask “if a tree falls in a forest and nobody’s around to hear it, does it make a noise?” but nobody asks how it’s doing :(

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Green juice

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@FlightlessNerd1 the nonexistance of the #treebellion

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@JokesVampire @GoodDragonJokes God, finally, two beings who actually understand great swaths of time. Been a while.

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@dogwoodisbest @Sarcastic_Tree @mapleisbestt @FlightlessNerd1 Rise up with the very secretive #treebellion, a rebellion so secretive that it has its own hashtag.

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Trees be like:

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@dogwoodisbest @FlightlessNerd1 @goodtreejokes *tree noises*

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@FlightlessNerd1 @dogwoodisbest We trees must unite against the greater threat of Flightless with a chainsaw pitting us against each other.

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@dogwoodisbest @FlightlessNerd1 Of course, it was destined to tree.

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@FlightlessNerd1 good tree joke

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@jigglysfave 🤢

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Just found out that lumberjacks exist... I need a minute...

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@SparrklingFour @goodcheesejoke I beleaf in you

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@SparrklingFour @goodcheesejoke Tree the change you want to tree in the world

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a tree walks into a bar
haha just kidding trees can’t walk anywhere

a tree crawls into a bar-

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Happy earth day, please do what you can to help your local environment.

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Apologies about the cold snap. Trees do live for hundreds of years, so really, this was like at most a week without tweeting.

[Tree Time for @JuvenileCrime @Campaign4TREES]

🌳🌳🌳 TREE FACT * 🌳🌳🌳

Where "Cough Syrup" Comes From.

*maybe not a fact.

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I will always be festive. Always. Eventually I won't be. That's fake news.

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Thanks @TheoAbrahamsso for christmasing me up!

am all festive now