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my body is a soup thermos

[ms chanandler bong @goodwillguru]

Y’all I wish I were kidding when I tell you a law firm full of attorneys tried to take the elevator during a fire alarm

[ms chanandler bong @goodwillguru]

Don’t talk to someone about kink without their consent 💃🏻

[ms chanandler bong @goodwillguru]

WHY WOULD THEY SELL THIS ORNAMENT WITH A FACE IN IT

[ms chanandler bong @goodwillguru]

The key to a better life is to cut off all your hair so men will stop bothering you

[ms chanandler bong @goodwillguru]

@hankgreen My mom came over and cleaned and brought me homemade soup and groceries. People gave me very soft blankets and fuzzy socks and grocery gift cards

[ms chanandler bong @goodwillguru]

He’s trying to promote… safe sax

[ms chanandler bong @goodwillguru]

y’all I need to talk about ultimatum queer love

[ms chanandler bong @goodwillguru]

Love to see old white men controlling bodies of people with vaginas!!! The best!!! Not upsetting at all!!!

[WYFF News 4 @wyffnews4]

South Carolina's abortion bill signed into law https://t.co/CTBhRBJJCl

[ms chanandler bong @goodwillguru]

A very handsome gentleman

[ms chanandler bong @goodwillguru]

Just remembered the CD my sister had made at Earshot and the first song was Hoobastank’s “The Reason”

[The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats]

protect that which is tender within you at all costs

[ms chanandler bong @goodwillguru]

Weird finding out who all is lowkey Christian today

[ms chanandler bong @goodwillguru]

I don’t know what I’ve just witnessed

[ms chanandler bong @goodwillguru]

Where are they gonna look for jobs

[WYFF News 4 @wyffnews4]

Job-listing company Indeed laying off 2,200 employees https://t.co/VYBKOQdpn2

[ms chanandler bong @goodwillguru]

just remembered when I got to college and found out Ellis’ friends all called him Captain Plain Shirt

[ms chanandler bong @goodwillguru]

My cat will only jump on my lap to snuggle when I’m on the toilet

[ms chanandler bong @goodwillguru]

my cat is playing the floor is lava

[ms chanandler bong @goodwillguru]

you had meat shenanigans

[ms chanandler bong @goodwillguru]

Got told I was giving Milo from Treasure Planet vibes today

[ms chanandler bong @goodwillguru]

swiped? more like swope