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I keep my pimp hands strong. You feel me cracka?

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Y’all mind if a white boy lets the diarrhea talk tonight?

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I love my girlfriend

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Whoever the bozo-heartless-freak is that stole my jacket, I hope you’re allergic to pistachios (there was trail mix in the pocket)

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99 luftballons winter

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I know I’m in a bad way because I saw a dog food commercial and it looked a little tasty

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You can live forever on Christmas

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Shittin like it came to me in a dream

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The Partridge Family at Del Taco

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Sweaty stomach full of soup

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Canned soup, homework, and the bright kitchen lightbulb.

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Soup in October with a beautiful girl! (Also, with a side of bread)

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Tallest person in del taco. Call Guinness book of world records please

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Screen time is down because I just watch over my girlfriend’s shoulder while she scrolls.

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Eating jalapeño chips and feeling fast

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Unpopular opinion: I love portapotties

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I have a dentist appointment tomorrow and I know they’re gonna be mean because they don’t know about my big heart and kind spirit

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“Joker” is playing on the TV at the bar. This does not bode well for the nation.

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Hawaiian shirt on. Material Girl in the earbuds. Beer in hand. Feet slightly sweaty cause my room has no a/c.

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Can’t tell if this plastic container of grapefruit has gone bad or if that’s still just the normal grapefruit taste. Oh well, I’m hungry