old people moment of the day: in a nursing facility today and a wife and a husband share a room. on the husband’s bed is two orangutan plushies. wife said to me “have you seen that little monkey who drags that stuffed animal around”
boss sent out an email saying people should not “express their concerns unprofessionally at the receptionist’s desk” which means he’s saying people can’t talk about their personal lives with me. sorry i’m a good listener and everyone genuinely hates you brother