Pall Mall Death Cop

hello, my names Byron I'm a camputer engineer/gemini with a degree from the university.

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Brought my own straw to the club

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Stopped back in to this place to see what’s up and I can confidently say that you guys are doing juuusst fine. Keep up the good work! I’ll check back in a couple months or so.

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@GentleDoofus No but it helps to be Canadian

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Read this guys book and it straight up reads like satire. For a moment I thought I was reading the archaeological version of a modest proposal

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Erich von Däniken, author who spawned alien archaeology theory, dies at 90 https://t.co/PnWkGghfSq

[Pall Mall Death Cop @goodyear_simp]

Ask not for whom the ben folds

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Down at the boardwalk and there’s a finding nemo situation going on 🙄

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Twitter keeps auto playing hazbin hotel videos like it wants me to leave this site for good

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Actually, let’s get crazy with it. Star shaped screens. Polar coordinate pixels. We have the power to get silly with technology and we’re doing nothing.

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I’ve decided it’s the vertical nature of phones that are making everyone crazy. We should never have moved away from horizontal, the natural state of being. Or, maybe it’s time to embrace the non-orientability of the humble square 🤔

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@hundrednamed We anytimers are built different. You ymca folks wouldn’t understand

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Barefoot at the gym should be illegal

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To be fair I’m probably pretty high on this list myself

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The man who has invented exciting new ways of sitting on equipment not even making top 3 strange gym fellows today

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@hundrednamed The muck imbues you with a youthful energy

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Performative male winter

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I think I’ve seen all the 90 minute movies and now the only ones left are all 120+, so I guess I gotta rearrange my schedule and fix my irreparably broken attention span

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Ubuntu seems to have a thousand keyboard shortcuts whose only purpose is to make things stop working and only cats know them

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More like one hour after another! 162 minutes???

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That meal struck down the spot in its prime