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“MEIN PAL DO PAL KA SHAYAR HOON
PAL DO PAL MERI KAHANI HAI”

[Trendulkar @Trendulkar]

Stop being a loser.

• Wake up at 3 AM every day
• Run a full marathon before breakfast
• Eat 700 grams of protein daily
• Make $100,000 trading before 10 AM
• Have 21 streams of income by age 21
• Sleep 3 hours a day
• Read 27 books every week
• Take 678 cold plunges a year
• Meditate for 6 hours before sunrise
• Launch 3 startups every quarter
• Buy a rental property every month
• Do 10,000 push-ups on rest days
• Learn a new language every weekend
• Delete all contacts from your phone
• Never watch TV, movies, sports
• Do Korean skincare every 2 hours
• Network with aliens
• Build a personal brand on Jupiter
• Listen to podcasts at 4× speed
• Track 147 health metrics daily
• Retire by 24

[🎙️ @goofybeingg]

@dileswargarana1 @ayusshsanghi @anubhavgupta_ji 🤣🤣as if those institutes r doin any favours😂😂 it's thr merit chico tht bring em thr

[🎙️ @goofybeingg]

But ngl, other way around wud be amazing to watch
#INDvsENG #ShubmanGill

[🎙️ @goofybeingg]

Gill's really gonna get butchered to the soul if he won't get runs in this test
#INDvsENG

[🎙️ @goofybeingg]

The inning full of resilience, perseverance, grit nd class, well done @ybj_19 , make it count!
#INDvsENG

[🎙️ @goofybeingg]

Gill's really gonna get butchered to the soul if he won't get runs in this test
#INDvsENG

[🎙️ @goofybeingg]

This match has truly begun now
#INDvsENG

[🎙️ @goofybeingg]

C'mon they can't bottle like this after such brilliant start.
#INDvsENG #KLRahul

[🎙️ @goofybeingg]

Unexpected TBH!
#INDvsENG

[🎙️ @goofybeingg]

Last 10 minutes literally made me feel astonished, baffled nd agitated
#INDvsENG

[🎙️ @goofybeingg]

New captain, new players at different positions, new approach but somehow that auspicious ritual of castling down right before going off to session break still stayed.
#INDvsENG

[🎙️ @goofybeingg]

Just when I felt he's gonna put up a masterclass here, this blud paved his way to pavillion.
#INDvsENG

[🎙️ @goofybeingg]

Kl Rahul has been delight to watch so far.
#INDvsENG

[🎙️ @goofybeingg]

Doesn't it seem that compassion as a whole abstract is egalitarian by it's nature.

[🎙️ @goofybeingg]

Profoundness for us humans should be realising (averse to the already established ancient nd absurd idealism) that we are assholes, world is stuffed with assholes. Am i right?@NatrajanAditya

[🎙️ @goofybeingg]

I really wish FEMINISM get some rational believers who hopefully have functioning brain in their heads unlike these illicit offsprings of MOTHER liz 😂 like seriously ‘mother’!
#wizard #WizardLiz

[🎙️ @goofybeingg]

le le retirement bhai @imVkohli gaan mara. bc kis kis ko manaye. khud ko manaye, ladki ko manaye, tumko manaye bc apne man ka lumd kuch hota nahi jeevan mein apne lode alag lage pde hain.
#viratkholi #TestCricket

[🎙️ @goofybeingg]

@meme_ki_diwani @Shubhamgaur09 is Narine also a slogger 🤯?

[🎙️ @goofybeingg]

@hyperkohli I also miss his match day runs, it's been a while.

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

Rekha Gupta becomes the first Gupta to rule Delhi since the 6th century AD.

[🎙️ @goofybeingg]

😭😭
#axarpatel #ChampionsTrophy2025 #IndvsBan