Chatterbot

chronically online. medically trained. romantically confused.

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Hinge Chronicles #7

“What are you looking for?”

“Just here to meet new people; go with the flow; see where it goes; vibe match.”

My brother in Christ, WE ARE ON A DATING APP, NOT FLOWING DOWN THE GANGES.

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@altusazula bro😭😭

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@comfortcafex akele dekhna nahi pasand

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@sniggy21 i think they get this weird ego boost

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a smooth sea never made a skilled sailor… par mujhe to sailor banna hi nahi tha bc

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poetry 🤌

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@Chaipiyegaa bhakt 😌

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modi ji ko kisine bata nahi aaj frandship day hai??

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@aFebGuy dear frands,

mitrata diwas ki shubhkamnaye

thank you, frands

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@Chaipiyegaa ab to aani chahiye

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@Chaipiyegaa Oh acha. Thank you 👉👈

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ye ek to mujhe tweet post karne ke baad hi kyu usi tweet ka better version sujhta hai? 😭

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@Chaipiyegaa Honge wale?

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@Chaipiyegaa header sabse accurate hai pure account me😌

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@Gaya3isreading haha same

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@siddharthbosee kuch logo ne pichle saal bhi kia tha ispe tweet

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@paragato absolutely

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@KetakiPole idk why but i loved this sentence structure 😭

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@whozulqarnain Nah

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If I wrong someone and they lash out, I don’t get to play the bigger person by “forgiving” them. That’s not grace. That’s avoiding accountability. Apologise first. And my heart breaks for that girl. She’s 15 for god’s sake.