mischievous killjoy

malignant melancholy doused in emotional kerosene

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Bob Barker was soft dom OF THE CENTURY (last century)

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@andyninefive Measaged!

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"Why does the Hanniversary feel like a Hunger Games Interview?"

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"It looks like he has aids... IN THE NICEST WAY."

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"Purple is my favorite color, but I just can't eat it."

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@xogravy

[graze @xogravy]

why is going on Instagram in public so embarrassing

[mischievous killjoy @googlewhack_air]

@xogravy Post the guy

[graze @xogravy]

kinda grumpy and i’m not sorry about it

[mischievous killjoy @googlewhack_air]

@xogravy I was forced at gunpoint by your biggest fan

[mischievous killjoy @googlewhack_air]

"Well' he's 12 years older than me... and he's visiting out [here] for a few days... last time I saw him was my 16th birthday."

[graze @xogravy]

anyone else just?

[mischievous killjoy @googlewhack_air]

"I just felt like a-stupid."

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"Where do I get some Betty Willis merch?"

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"What tf is a catahoula leopard dog?"

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@xogravy JD for short

[mischievous killjoy @googlewhack_air]

1: "ugh, i hate the patriots."
2: "so, um, are you from.. the mid.. east?"
1: "yeah, I'm middle eastern."
2: "oh middle eastern. Oh yes. Would that be like Maryland?"
1: "No, like Middle Eastern, of the world. I'm Arab."
2: "oh! I thought you meant like North carolina!"

[mischievous killjoy @googlewhack_air]

"I get why they make goats, Satan."

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"Doesn't he only have one dick?"

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"I was supposed to write about glutton and I [wrote] about gluten."