yerdin ulrik

ya like jazz?

[yerdin ulrik @googolplecks]

@jackscheme nice

[yerdin ulrik @googolplecks]

professional work drip 🥵

told me to wear a tie, like who do I look like, this beauty needs more than one tie

[yerdin ulrik @googolplecks]

im here for switching to most of the metric system, but Fahrenheit > Celsius and i WILL die on this hill

[yerdin ulrik @googolplecks]

@strangethey at this point just be stefan if youre gonna use an f

english is fucked up

[yerdin ulrik @googolplecks]

why do people named “Stephen” exist? your name is going to be shortened to “Steve” by someone and are you gonna say “actually its Stephe thanks”

[yerdin ulrik @googolplecks]

When your spam email says “Hot Wife DESTROYED By 18 African HAMMERS” and you’re not sure if its a porno, snuff film, or an instructional DIY video

[chels 𝜗𝜚 @chelssweezy]

toews’ answer of “most of us were just focusing on hockey” is exactly what’s wrong here, stop pretending like politics and basic human rights, and advocating for lgbtq+ members, and PROHIBITING SA is so far fetched that it can’t possibly be spoken of in sports

[Phi Mu Alpha - Zeta @PhiMuAlphaZeta]

ayo fellas it is RUSH SEASON which means that we’ve got some fun events coming up! come get to know us (and eat free pizza!)

[yerdin ulrik @googolplecks]

After I got out of the shower this morning, I looked in the mirror and was utterly disgusted with what I saw. I saw something about my body I need to change soon:

“My hair like this makes me look like I should be in Nickelback…

…fuck”

[yerdin ulrik @googolplecks]

@BPDmichael fuckin magnets, how do they work?

[yerdin ulrik @googolplecks]

@MSkotnicki @POTUS “buy stock and build wealth its so easy idk why you cant do this lolol millenials”

“no wait, not like that”

[tric @triciach479]

petition to rebrand honey nut cheerios as beez nuts

[yerdin ulrik @googolplecks]

@rivereliot *burst* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[yerdin ulrik @googolplecks]

@rivereliot @strangethey poor thing has to deal with me driving it

[yerdin ulrik @googolplecks]

https://t.co/Sp1da7w5L8

okay, who had “Rednexit” on their 2021 bingo card?

[yerdin ulrik @googolplecks]

@_DP3L bruh even the bally sports twitter is goin in on him

[yerdin ulrik @googolplecks]

tale as old as time
song as old as rhyme

fruity mammaries

[yerdin ulrik @googolplecks]

hows that Main Character Syndrome working out for you

[yerdin ulrik @googolplecks]

this is the way the meme has made

let us retweet and be glad in it