jon

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

When your custom character shows up in a cutscene

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

how it feels to be in your mid 20s

[🧜‍♂️ project hail spideryasper ꕤ #CLAYFACEHIVE @vandykepalmer]

A universe that presented Palestine, killed Netanyahu, killed pedophiles and killed Nazis. It was beautiful.

[Nothing® @BandofNOTHING]

Better yet I should make you suck my dick on Facebook

[☁️ @nembuIa]

she met me at a very Peter Parker losing his powers time of my life.

[lu ♡ @sawyerslaundry]

YES FUCK IT I AM SO EXCITED FOR DOOMSDAY I AM A NERD I KNOW THEY’RE GOING TO PLAY IN MY FACE AND I DON’T CARE I’M BACK ON MY MARVEL BULLSHIT AND I’VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

My air fryer and rice cooker when I’m not home

[kamp @kamptenn]

Farting is like the ringtone of the ass… ring ring… poop is calling 💩… are you picking up❓❓❓❓🚨🚨🚨📲📲

[Ultimate Jahn @Jahnjira2000]

VisionQuest (2026)

[Nani 🦴 @lovely_lobotomy]

im pure of heart youre purely fart

[Jalak @JALAKJIRA]

British People when you turn off Wallace & Gromit

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

my homie died a virgin and they had me write his nobitchuary dawg i can't stop cryin

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Damn maybe we are pussy

[Blood | Collin 🥀 @BloodVariety]

This is the greatest tweet ever and i hate ai

[Yankee @Be_like_yankee]

One day you realize you don’t even get high to have fun anymore. You get high because being sober reminds you of everything you’ve been avoiding. That’s when the jokes starts getting uncomfortable.

[Elli-Mon @CesarElliMon1]

Mexicans when you say “que” instead of “mande”