Professional Gooner

i goon.

[Professional Gooner @goolpfish]

y’all ever slipped and busted your ass in your own motherfuckin cum?

[Professional Gooner @goolpfish]

my bush is popping out of my fucking sweatpants

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

check on your white boys today

[Professional Gooner @goolpfish]

i'm the fucking usain bolt of pussy eating

[Professional Gooner @goolpfish]

@jpegmafia nope

[Professional Gooner @goolpfish]

ever since my damn manscaped dick trimmers caught on fire, my shi is like a wooly mammoth

[Professional Gooner @goolpfish]

my shi so hairy, i walked and mfs said a groundhog was tryna jump in my pants

[Professional Gooner @goolpfish]

gucci mane so hard, he couldn't be harder than me tho. 🍆

[Professional Gooner @goolpfish]

don't ever eat no fishing worms, them bitches hurt on the way out

[Professional Gooner @goolpfish]

you ever get so horny in the woods and try sticking a stump up your butthole

[Professional Gooner @goolpfish]

@KeletsoMss i'll be paying them to look dangerous, i'm a little sweet cutie pie

[Professional Gooner @goolpfish]

@hourly_shitpost i don't fucking think so

[Professional Gooner @goolpfish]

@BabyMichaelax how bout you come on over here and get you some of this wiener🤔

[Professional Gooner @goolpfish]

me considering my drunk actions when the 500lb torta is about to sit on my face

[Professional Gooner @goolpfish]

man i shook her daddy's hand with the same damn hand i was fisting her chocolate starfish with, unwashed.

[Professional Gooner @goolpfish]

any black girls like being tied up in the south?

[Professional Gooner @goolpfish]

ay where my klansmen at👻

[Professional Gooner @goolpfish]

any other klan leaders from down here in central alabama?

[Professional Gooner @goolpfish]

how i be in them lil handicapped stalls with them lil retards outside

[Professional Gooner @goolpfish]

my pinky asleep after all these tweets. may or may not stick it up my butt