Shawn MacPherson

Arm like a damn rocket. Cock like a burmese python. Mind like a fucking scientist.

[Shawn MacPherson @GooMacPherson]

When Connor McGregor gets arrested and they show him the video

[Shawn MacPherson @GooMacPherson]

@HRMFireNews They have given out 2-3 that I know of so far here in the CBRM

[Shawn MacPherson @GooMacPherson]

@Dodge Should jam a big block in something and make 700 HP N/A

[Shawn MacPherson @GooMacPherson]

@Brandon_Baker3 Do it or no balls

[Shawn MacPherson @GooMacPherson]

@HaleyyGouthro And left it running while filling it

[Shawn MacPherson @GooMacPherson]

I’d rather pay the extra money to go elsewhere then pay @koodo because when you have a problem you can’t talk to a fuckin person. @bell buy my contract out and I’ll switch.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Well done, boys.

[Shawn MacPherson @GooMacPherson]

@Brandon_Baker3

[Shawn MacPherson @GooMacPherson]

@Brandon_Baker3 I’d laugh pretty hard

[Shawn MacPherson @GooMacPherson]

Paul Fraser was loaded and sold his crab licence, he fucked up. Fuck em

[Shawn MacPherson @GooMacPherson]

@Brandon_Baker3 Stop putting my personal questions on the internet...

[Shawn MacPherson @GooMacPherson]

@allanasheparD @TheRealRyanOrr hips don’t lie

[Shawn MacPherson @GooMacPherson]

Stay classy @TheRealRyanO

[Shawn MacPherson @GooMacPherson]

Every time I get in a taxi I ask to talk on the radio, they usually say no but I keep my hopes up

[Shawn MacPherson @GooMacPherson]

My phone is pretty fucked

[Shawn MacPherson @GooMacPherson]

I should open a strip club in Glace Bay and call it Blow Girls

[Shawn MacPherson @GooMacPherson]

I wish I had a garage to clean my car in...

[Shawn MacPherson @GooMacPherson]

@cathcart96

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Back in the day that would have been called creative thinking.

[Shawn MacPherson @GooMacPherson]

Me and @Tcathcart93 just burped at the same time and caused earthquakes in California