Norm Kelly

Mrs. Kelly's Favourite Son

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@JoeBiden The original…

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This man…

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Mr. Duckworth has been located.

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At what point does a search party get formed to find Kendrick?

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At what point does a search party get formed to find Kendrick?

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Who put Jermaine Dupri’s suit in the dryer?

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While everyone is betting which team will win the Super Bowl, I’m betting how many people will break things watching it on their Vision Pro.

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Give the Grammy to Celine, @taylorswift13.

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And if you have a second takeaway, it should be that @taylorswift13 left the GOAT hanging on stage.

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If you have only one takeaway from the #GRAMMYs , let it be that Celine Dion is doing well.

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How did we normalize carrying massive sippy cups everywhere?

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How is it still January next week?

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Have we tried lowering the price of everything?

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Man, I miss Twitter.

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@Wahlid Tell him I miss him.

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There’s gotta be people without dogs who order puppucinos for themselves. I’m convinced of it.

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I did not need to investigate why Tom Holland is trending…

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You good, @elonmusk?

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Can that groundhog predict when food inflation will stop?

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@alexisohanian @serenawilliams You should give Queen St Bakery a try. One of those rare companies whose gluten-free breads don’t taste “healthy”. https://t.co/z7LF1io3rH

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For once, I’ll be happy if they messed up the weather forecast.