Capo di Tutti Capi

Finger full of Flintstones, louder than a motherfuckin' pimp clothes.

[Capo di Tutti Capi @Goombada]

This shit is totally me when I put my pinky ring on 😂😂

[Sillay @E_SILLAY]

Her: I only date Italian guys

Me:

[Capo di Tutti Capi @Goombada]

Good mentality, but wrong. As a healer you can only carry so much. That being said, in a 7, damage isn’t that high, so if people weren’t getting one shot from mechanics or aggro, then you weren’t healing enough. And they weren’t doing enough damage at all. DPS is their fault.

[Carlos @SouzaCarlosTV]

He roto una +8, y justamente despúes he roto una +7.

Probablemente pienses que sabes qué ha ocurrido: mala ruta del tanque, en estos niveles la gente no sabe jugar, ha faltado mucho dps, alguien se fue afk...

Te equivocas.
Todo ha sido CULPA MÍA.

YO podría haber ido guiando al tanque pull a pull.
YO debería tener martillos para que el brujo que murió 12 veces pudiese reparar y seguir jugando.
YO tenía que haber controlado al pack cuando el tanque se murió y no teníamos CR.
YO podía haber comprado CR manual en la subasta para salvarle.
YO debí haber hecho mas DPS incluso siendo healer cuando vi que el paladín se murió nada mas empezar el boss.

Con tu mentalidad, dependes de que 4 personas te carreen para sentir que eres medianamente bueno en este juego.

Con mi mentalidad, yo tengo el control de lo que ocurre, y como tal, depende exclusivamente de mi que consiga subir más rating.

Seguimos avanzando.

[Capo di Tutti Capi @Goombada]

What do you mean by “low iq, high skill”? Like the players that pick those classes have low iq, but the classes are high skill?

[Bigmoran @Bigmoranx]

No bias, just objective facts. Hard to disagree with this...

[Capo di Tutti Capi @Goombada]

Fried take.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Unpopular opinion: if you don’t have kids, stay out of parenting debates.

[Capo di Tutti Capi @Goombada]

Dying 9 times is inexcusable. However, it is a very frustrating spec to play since it all revolves around getting meta and staying in meta. Casting a Star and something spawns under you, you don’t have the luxury of always moving 2 feet and casting. Star cast having ICD is shit.

[Cnewbster @Cnewbster]

Devour DH players have the most fragile egos, you’ll ask them 1 time “ why did you die 9 times” and they’ll say they’re playing the hardest spec in the game. Bro you can move while casting what do you mean? 😂😭

[𝑮𝑹𝑹𝑳 @GRRLmusic]

w⚓️ is so innovative omg

[Bunts @soylennial]

when I'm legitimately dead but I overhear the doctor say "his kidney could save a trans persons life"

[𝖓𝖔𝖘𝖋𝖞 @comfyvampy]

WoW players will spend 6 hours optimizing a 0.3% dps increase and then stand in the giant glowing death circle

[Anime Kaiser Willy II @praesto04]

the fascinating thing about women complaining about this tweet is that the implication of it is that men actually think rape is so bad that women should, at a bare minimum, stop associating with their alleged rapist yet women think it's making light of rape.

[Capo di Tutti Capi @Goombada]

I used to love Twitter but now it’s just a cesspool of ragebait from either real accounts or bot accounts.

[Capo di Tutti Capi @Goombada]

What a bad conclusion from this lol. He’s talking about their mentality and how they don’t find their actions wrong, but you saw “strength” and said “all men are potential abusers because they’re strong”.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

So you agree that every man is a potential abuser?

[Tea čozy 🍊 @Shillverstein]

how women look at you when you give them a realistic thoughtful solution to a very average problem in their life

[Capo di Tutti Capi @Goombada]

I added pretty much 1 person from each key I timed from 17’s to 20’s and they’re never around to play. And finding people to run your 20 so it can become a 21 is exhausting. I’m on 20 attempts for my +20 MC this week. I’m not saying soloq is needed, but what you said isn’t easy.

[Felryn @FelrynX]

have yet to see one good argument why solo queue for M+ would be a good addition to an MMORPG

stop being lazy, list your own key, or make friends. that or just play a different game. try league, it's lobby based

[☯️ @FLACKO444]

most men have hobbies and women love to call you when you’re in the middle of one and women NEED attention or they die so.

[Capo di Tutti Capi @Goombada]

Dude you pass by dozens of men a day and 90% of them don’t even acknowledge you. Why do you guys make it seem like you are a Delta Operator trying to infiltrate foreign soil?

[. @kitschmusik]

men also apparently have no idea that most “male attention” is unwanted and usually carries an implicit threat of violence or sexual abuse. like the only way to stay sane in public is to move fast and never make eye contact with, acknowledge, or react to any man you see

[Capo di Tutti Capi @Goombada]

@joshua_casady Nah, I think the current system is solid. The community once again ruins it. Being 3895io, I an resil 20 and have been invited to 2/30-40-50 key groups. They are expected someone with 4/8 21s, or higher depending on what they are. It’s a miserable time.

[Capo di Tutti Capi @Goombada]

First part I agree with, but I’ll be honest… aside from the top top teams that are like resil 23 pushing 24, this is already what people do. Find someone with 20/21 resil and smash your head into it until you get it.

[Joshua Casady @joshua_casady]

@SixOneZil @nstab_ The problem with that system is it takes the focus away from consistency and makes time played more important. Instead of title going to the best and most consistent players it goes to the players who have the most free time to slam their head into the same key over and over

[Capo di Tutti Capi @Goombada]

Someone brought this up to me. How would it work though? You just magically push a +2 to a 5, 8, 11, 14, then 15 up until you seem to not be able to make the timer? Then lower if you want to?

[Jarastar2 @liljarastar]

@nstab_ Mythic raiding doesn’t have a deplete. Back in ToGC in Wrath, there were 50 pull limits on hard modes, but people whined and it went away. Shouldn’t keys be a similar try and fail until you succeed (without lockout or limitation) system? Not sure.

[Capo di Tutti Capi @Goombada]

Why is the first assumption that men as a collective are going to harm you? You saw some posts about it happening and apply it to every guy. If it was that frequent, don’t you think the hundreds of men you walked past all week would have already taken their shot to harm you?

[Darcie @wardamndarcie]

You think “what’s the big deal? If she’s not interested she’ll say no & I’ll move on”

We think “now he has my phone number, knows what I drive, & probably has my home address. Will he come find me if I say no?”

[Capo di Tutti Capi @Goombada]

Starting to think you don’t have many guys getting your number and calling it, and you’re just baiting with extreme cases you read online.

[𝐶. @itscelyunique]

@L0S3R_W1NN3R yeah thats what yall do lol

[Capo di Tutti Capi @Goombada]

Man getting 99s are a product of having a solid group and doing your 1-3 button rotation right

[NoHitJerome @nohitjerome]

i have literally never seen this before in world of warcraft.

this dude swimwear, on feral druid his performances show he's one of the best tanks on any server. 99 parses, everything you could ask for unless you think parse culture ruins the game. But then you look at last phase, my mind exploded here, he's got 100 parses across the board on boomkin. Literally perfect.

one of the best tanks on the server. arguably #1 boomkin on the server. ive never someone playing two vastly different roles at the highest level on 1 character.

but the haters will counter that this story is whats WRONG with classic. That he didnt do it by choice. Sweaty optimized guilds have been switching to dreamstate and replacing th boomkin spot. So instead of getting to play the spec he enjoys, he had to swap roles and min-max just to keep his raid spot.

is this dude one of the most impressive you've seen? or is he just a byproduct of sweats optimizing the fun specs out of the game?