Audrey 🎃

19 toxic trans girl pervert | fictional things r posted here | media is not me 🩷 $6-7 dm fee 🩵 lazy sub account: @bitchyaudrey_

[Audrey 🎃 @goon_constantly]

♡ Your bully
♡ Your goddess
♡ Your mommy
♡ Your pervert
♡ The tgirl that just straight up fucking hates you.

All valid ways of describing your beautiful superior, Audrey <3 Follow me NOW for more porn and depraved fantasies, and to become my property.

#goon #nsfwtwt #taboo

[Audrey 🎃 @goon_constantly]

@puppygirl_slut I support whatever is against puppygirls specifically, puppysogyny

[Audrey 🎃 @goon_constantly]

@hornygoonmommy noooo

[✧♡ dumb pupgirl ♡✧ @puppygirl_slut]

audrey is smarter, better, hotter, she owns me and im just her pathetic little pet >w<

[Audrey 🎃 @goon_constantly]

11 missed calls from "BF 🩷" but she's still slurping cunt like a good girl when the phone rings <3

and to think all it took to get her to cheat was her hot friend telling her she'd be better off without him

better luck next time straight boy 🩷

[Audrey 🎃 @goon_constantly]

@k1ttyyash are you winning kiddo

[Audrey 🎃 @goon_constantly]

so what if your GFs work friend happens to have a history of turning straight girls?

So what if she turns her phone on silent when they're together?

And she always gets home late when she works?

And she wears her hoodie and sniffs it lovingly?

Those are just coincidences <3

[Audrey 🎃 @goon_constantly]

"What do you mean my tongue tastes weird when we kiss? I dunno babe, I haven't done anything different. Oh, also, I know we were gonna go on a date, but my friend wants to hang out until 12 again. I wouldn't want her to be lonely!"

[Audrey 🎃 @goon_constantly]

the shy, closeted girl when the pretty 'straight' girl she likes acknowledges her existence (she side-eyed her and laughed while whispering to her equally hot friend)

[Audrey 🎃 @goon_constantly]

"You wanna be cool for big sis right? Because I told my friends I'd bring a male stripper to my Halloween party and I still don't have one. Don't worry, they'll totally be gentle and won't jump on your dick til its sore.

Oh, and there's a 50% chance you get roofied, good luck!"

[❥ 𝙈𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙮 𝙆𝙖𝙢𝙪𝙞 @UnfxthfulWife]

Your moms asian best friend picking you up from school was the best. At first, she rejected all the flirting, but after seeing how much bigger your dick was compared to her husband, despite you being younger than half his age, she can't stop herself anymore~

[Audrey 🎃 @goon_constantly]

1 like in 10 minutes yeah im washed

[Audrey 🎃 @goon_constantly]

When you feel dizzy at the Halloween party but the only doctor in sight is the one who slipped 415mg of Flunitrazepam into your drink (She's gonna have her way with you)

[Audrey 🎃 @goon_constantly]

When you feel dizzy at the Halloween party but the only doctor in sight is the one who slipped 415mg of Flunitrazepam into your drink (She's gonna have her way with you)

[Audrey 🎃 @goon_constantly]

my secret conspiracy is that one of the gooner girls here is actually a very elaborate catfish but I will never be able to prove it

[Audrey 🎃 @goon_constantly]

why would you get mad at your gf for cheating?

its not her fault the dorky 18yo lesbian she tutors has a better stroke game than you 🤷🏻‍♀️

the fact that a nerdy young girl in AP Algebra claps her cheeks better just shows tou weren't good enough to please her anyway

[Audrey 🎃 @goon_constantly]

@goonerbboy__ loser

[Audrey 🎃 @goon_constantly]

@kittysonline kitty girlfriend?

[Audrey 🎃 @goon_constantly]

@stabmemommy cute

[Audrey 🎃 @goon_constantly]

nice girls don't get far in life

they tongue-scrub toilets while mean girls treat them like entertainment and wear down their self-esteem

bullies rule the world loser ✌🏻

[Audrey 🎃 @goon_constantly]

the only reason the bossy popular girls keep inviting you to hangouts, rubbing their feet on your tongue and calling you an ugly nerd

[Audrey 🎃 @goon_constantly]

Popular girls' reaction when the nerd she 'dates' just for good optics starts asking about "going out to eat" or "spending any time together" instead of buying her new clothes, eating out her cunt, and agreeing not to talk to her in public