g baby

[g baby @goonboyardee]

#NoRiskNoReward🏦

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

gonna prank my landlord when he come to collect rent tomorrow lmaooo gonna get him so good

[Corrado "Junior" Soprano @unclejunsop]

Crazy we still say "who's on aux" when the aux cord hasn't been a thing since like 2015

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Just paid my rent, wifi, and electricity bill and now my car is making a weird noise

[Chelan876 @mamachell]

3 Bananas? The other fruit don't stand A CHANCE

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

balling wit yo lady is so playa to me

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

me asf:

[Chris DeRose (ScratchyDerose.bsky.social) @ScratchyDerose]

Only if it becomes the Anti Twitter. No checkmarks, no ads, no bots, no Neo nazies, and NO Ai.

[Maybe: Papi Women Neglecter vol 5 @JuicegawdinPriv]

Barack ain’t have niggas hitting the Swanton Bomb off the couch 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I still call this shit Twitter idgaf 😭😭

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

His lawsuit to stop WHAT???

[DBW ✞ @thisisdbw]

A nigga be going through shit and still speaking life into the next person.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I APOLOGIZE FOR DISRUPTING YOUR SCROLL.... but, NOLAN WELLS WAS MURDERED AND HE DESERVES JUSTICE IMMEDIATELY.

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

You will be saving my mom just by reposting 🤲🏻

[Charles Hoskinson @IOHK_Charles]

American healthcare in a single sentence

[R @justranky]

Bro 😭

[Ved @vedantvedantved]

Michelle Obama said we should fix this and everyone called her a communist

[Motasem A Dalloul @AbujomaaGaza]

Keep talking about them..

[k @ysljennii]

mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit