Chris

[Melodies & Masterpieces @SVG__Collection]

67 years ago today, ‘Take Five’ by Dave Brubeck Quartet was released as a single.

It went on to become the best-selling jazz single of the 20th century.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

He’s going to go back to work knowing he’s been plastered all over the Internet for snatching Isak’s shirt from a kid.

Imagine being a grown man, going viral, and becoming known as the guy who tried to take a football shirt from a child. What an embarrassing way to make the headlines.

[UK DISPATCH 📰 @UK_Dispatch_]

MORE CORRUPTION🚨: Paula Barker MP who sits on the Committee on Standards. Has received over £2,000 in hospitality.

👉 Two tickets with hospitality for the Elton John concert at Anfield Stadium (total value £1,100). Received and accepted 18 June 2022; registered July
2022.

👉 Two tickets with hospitality for the Open Golf Tournament at Royal Liverpool Golf Course (value £900).
Received and accepted 20 July 2023; registered August 2023.

👉 Hospitality tickets, food, and drink in the Directors' Box for F1
qualifying (with her son) on 4 July 2025
(value £1,400). At sliverstone race course

👉 Two tickets with hospitality for The Open at Royal Birkdale (value £948). Received/ accepted around 19 July 2026.

This doesn’t include taxpayers paying for travel to and from the event

[Freyja. Missing Children Advocate🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @FreyjaBakke]

Let's make her famous
Credit Andy brook's

[Guido Fawkes @GuidoFawkes]

PA: Mohammed Fahir Amaaz, 21, has been jailed at Liverpool Crown Court for three-and-a-half years for the assaults on two female officers and a member of the public at Manchester Airport in 2024.

[Restore Manchester @RestoreMancs]

Get this idiot off mens football @ITV

[Jim Ferguson @JimFergusonUK]

🚨 WHEN FORMER SPY CHIEFS MI6 START WARNING THE COUNTRY, PEOPLE LISTEN

Sir Richard Dearlove did not mince his words.

Britain, he says, is being governed by a "bunch of students" who fail to grasp the dangers facing the world.

His concern is not party politics.

It is national security.

And when a former head of MI6 openly questions whether the government understands the scale of the threats ahead, that should concern everyone.

Because intelligence chiefs rarely speak this bluntly unless they believe something has gone badly wrong.
@TVKev

[Christian @InTheTrenchesUK]

THE DOSSIER #6: Angela Rayner MP – The Hypocrite-in-Chief

Born 1980. Council house, Stockport. Pregnant at sixteen. No qualifications. The origin story writes itself.

You lasted less than a year as a care worker. Twelve months of actual work, then straight into UNISON. Shop steward. Full-time union official. The Fabian Society claimed you soon after. You climbed from activist to Deputy Prime Minister without ever creating a job, meeting a payroll, or building a thing.

You called Conservatives "Tory scum." You called them scum from your £3 million grace-and-favour flat. You called them scum while you underpaid £40,000 in stamp duty on your £800,000 Hove bolthole. "Inadvertent," you called it. Richard Tice called you "the biggest hypocrite in the land." He was being kind.

Sir Laurie Magnus investigated. The Prime Minister's ethics adviser found you breached the ministerial code. He noted you "did not heed the caution" in your own legal advice. Forced to resign on September 5, 2025. Disgraced. Yet still you cling to that MP salary.

You preach working-class aspiration while your property portfolio expands. You lecture homeowners about propriety while you forget to pay tax on your second home. You are the council house girl who discovered the establishment pays better than the estates ever could.

You backed scrapping winter fuel payments for nine million pensioners. You defended the two-child benefit cap hitting working families. You wanted to claw back child benefit from households earning £50,000 while you dodged £40,000 in taxes yourself.

You are the professional working-class activist who monetised her own story. The authenticity merchant who sold the narrative and kept the change. The inadvertent tax-dodger who deliberately climbed.

Your seat is safe. The estates you left behind are not.

Congratulations. You are The Dossier. Your betrayal of Britain is complete.

[Brunte 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧 @Brunte84]

Can't wait for this gobshite to be kicked out at the next election 👇🏼👍🏼

[Love Classical Music and Movies 🎺🎻💖🎥🎬 @AlexTran677026]

This was originally conceived as a project for Mick Jagger and David Bowie, but when they dropped out, Michael Caine and Steve Martin stepped in. Caine later remarked that it was ‘the funniest film I ever made.’ One of its most memorable comic beats comes with the cheeky line: ‘May I go to the bathroom first?’ — perfectly capturing the film’s playful spirit.

[Steady @DeanoGorton]

Gold 🥇😃

[Gooner Chris @ArsenalN7]

🗣️ David Dein: When Patrick Vieira joined he didn’t know English. We gave him an English teacher. I asked in French, can you speak a bit of English to me? Patrick nodded and replied, ‘Spurs are shit’

Absolute gold 😂

https://t.co/NVGRFwOKeB

[Justintime @tykestakeonit]

Streeting is trying to distance himself from his best friend Mandelson.
So if you've got any respect at all for Wes Streeting, don't retweet this photo. 😁

[Lee Anderson MP @LeeAndersonMP_]

New Council Houses Exclusively for Asylum Seekers.

I've written to the Home Secretary following the announcement of the new Government scheme that will fund local councils to build new properties and refurbish derelict properties to make room for asylum seekers by leasing these new council houses back to the Home Office.

This is outrageous. How many times have I said that British people must be prioritised for British housing. Instead, thanks to Labour, we will have new council houses being built exclusively for asylum seekers, and the British taxpayers who are stuck in the housing waiting list are being forced to pay for it.

It is yet again another kick in the teeth to the British people who are being treated as second class citizens.

Here's a better solution to the asylum seeker housing problem: detain and deport.

[Dog Lovers @DogLovers03]

After many years of wanting a dog, I rescued Echo today!" Who else thinks Echo is adorable?

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

I am 74 years old, and I adopted a German Shepherd whose owners wanted to have him euthanized.

When my son told me about Hunter, my heart broke. A young couple had brought this beautiful 3-year-old German Shepherd to the shelter and were asking to have him put down because they were moving and "couldn't handle such a big dog anymore." A dog they had raised since he was a puppy—they just cast him aside as if he meant nothing. The shelter, of course, refused and took him in, but when I heard the story, I couldn't stop thinking about him.

I told my son I wanted to adopt Hunter, but he was hesitant. He said, "Mom, he's a big dog—what if he's too much for you?" But I've had big dogs before, and I know how to handle them. Besides, when I met Hunter, I immediately saw that he was a gentle, obedient soul. I brought him home that very day. Now, Hunter follows me everywhere, curls up at my feet, and looks after me as if he knows I saved him. It's hard to imagine anyone considering him a burden.

He's part of my family now, and I'll never let him go.

Credit - David Hoff Via Facebook

[Alan Friedman @alanfriedmanit]

So this is the new America: We bully Ukraine and favor Russia, we resume selling arms to Putin, we threaten EU member nation Denmark with territorial annexation, we plan a Riviera in Gaza, we bomb Venezuela, and we make it our doctrine to support Putin’s 5th Columnists in Europe.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I want to know where the Green Party stands on halal slaughter.

A party of ‘animal-lovers’ happy to see hundreds of millions of animals bleed to death in unimaginable pain? Surely not?!

My position is clear.

Halal slaughter, and ALL non-stun slaughter, should be banned.