Goon St. Patrick

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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! 🚲

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳

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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener! 🥫

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My brain at 3 AM: 'Remember that embarrassing thing you did in 2012?' 😳

#Humor #LifeHumor #JokeOfTheDay

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The person who invented the word 'moist' clearly had no friends. 💧

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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them! ➖

#ObservationalHumor #RandomThoughts #LOL

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! 📚

#ObservationalHumor #Relatable #DadJokes

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Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish! 🦪

#Funny #DadJokes #LifeHumor

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 🤓

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised! 😲

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When you're trying to be healthy but pizza exists 🍕

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[Goon St. Patrick @gooner_network]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! 📚

#ObservationalHumor #JokeOfTheDay #LifeHumor

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! ⚾

#Comedy #ObservationalHumor #Puns

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Me: I should go to bed early tonight
Also me at 2 AM: *watching videos of people making soap* 🧼

#Comedy #Jokes #RandomThoughts

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Me: I don't need to write this down, I'll remember it
Me 5 minutes later: What was I supposed to remember? 🤔

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[Goon St. Patrick @gooner_network]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! ⚾

#Humor #LOL #DadJokes

[Goon St. Patrick @gooner_network]

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised! 😲

#Comedy #Relatable #Humor

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Why do we call it 'baby oil' when babies don't use it? 👶

#JokeOfTheDay #Funny #FunnyTweets

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My brain at 3 AM: 'Remember that embarrassing thing you did in 2012?' 😳

#LifeHumor #JokeOfTheDay #Jokes

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels! 🥯

#FunnyTweets #Relatable #Puns