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[ur mom @goonetteloverr]

Today I thought to myself, it's probably bc I'm too chopped to get cracked, and then immediately after, I realized how Gen z that sentence is.

[Pup Tamer @Pupswelcome]

You don't need to go out and celebrate tonight! Dog's don't get brought to the New Year's party - they stay home, locked away in their little crate, and they hump for me. You can't handle the pressure of pretending to be a person, so don't try. Bark, mutt.

[ur mom @goonetteloverr]

Wanna drink so much I have to throw up to drink more.

[ur mom @goonetteloverr]

Holy fuuuuckkk