Jen Peterson

Cat enthusiast. Guillotine champion. Currently Friday Night Lights obsessed. Librarian.

[Jen Peterson @goonicorn]

Is it just me or are Jessica Fletcher's jeans really tight? Do most old people wear jeans that tight?

[Jen Peterson @goonicorn]

Sufi constantly looks ambivalent.

[Jen Peterson @goonicorn]

Are we really supposed to believe Lea, nearing 60 yrs old, is friends with probable statutory rapist Joe Francis? Come on Bravo. #RHOM

[Jen Peterson @goonicorn]

Tobey Maguire is the worst

[Jen Peterson @goonicorn]

@allanbenedict The most awkward part of that was when Cee-Lo knew him. Why did he pick that song? HE EVEN SAID IT DIDN'T SHOWCASE HIS VOICE!

[Jen Peterson @goonicorn]

I have lusted after yooouu the way blood suckers do!

[Jen Peterson @goonicorn]

Can I get paid to read The Annotated Persuasion aloud to my cat? Is there some sort of fetish for this that I can capitalize on?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

If you think women should be trusted to make their own health care decisions, you should retweet this:

[Jen Peterson @goonicorn]

@BriannaWellen I would like to attend this affair! I'm a night time twitter creeper, and the description you gave Mitch is just too enticing

[Jen Peterson @goonicorn]

I should be doing important things like applying for jobs or cleaning or showering, but I just set up our wireless. Gloating all day!

[Jen Peterson @goonicorn]

1 functioning washer and zero dryers, what is this hell?! Must find close decent laundromat. GOING CRAZY! djkafl;fjda

[Jen Peterson @goonicorn]

I would like John Stossel to explain the downside of recent college grads being allowed on their parents' insurance, the cunt. #foxnews

[Jen Peterson @goonicorn]

I keep making meaningful eye contact with my cat. That or I'm having a heat stroke and reading a lot more into this than I should.

[Jen Peterson @goonicorn]

Just got a new apartment, have a job interview on Tuesday, and I'm going to a friend wedding. I'M A REAL GROWNUP I THINK!

[Jen Peterson @goonicorn]

I don't think I've seen a living being in my apartment besides Sufi in like 3 days. She's getting creepier

[Jen Peterson @goonicorn]

All done with college. Celebrating with Tough Love and a bagel.

[Jen Peterson @goonicorn]

I have a job interview next Tuesday like some kinda grownup or something

[Jen Peterson @goonicorn]

@JoshTerryBlogs until my finals are actually over with, it's seems best to keep it at least a little mild. Next Monday I'll go nuts

[Jen Peterson @goonicorn]

2 pgs remain until ridiculous and mildly inappropriate celebrations begin.

[Jen Peterson @goonicorn]

4.5 pgs to go until I finish my very last philosophy paper possibly and probably forever. My god, freedom is so near.