JacMerriex Tactheratrix

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Now agreed to and official: The #Browns are trading Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the #Rams for star edge Jared Verse, a 2027 1st-round, a 2028 2nd round, and a 2029 3rd, per me, @AdamSchefter and @TomPelissero.

The offseason's biggest trade is final and real.

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

BREAKING: The #Raiders are releasing 2x Pro Bowl QB Geno Smith, multiple sources tell me.

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Jets' approach to finding a QB this offseason, per @Connor_J_Hughes:

• Agents who met with team believe Jets want to sign 2 veterans
• Jacoby Brissett, Geno Smith, Carson Wentz among names discussed
• Wentz believed to be OC Frank Reich’s preferred option
• “Resounding belief” that Kyler Murray will sign with Vikings

[Bootywind69 @bootywind69]

Charlie Kirk is alive I can prove it

[JacMerriex Tactheratrix @goonteaser]

@bootywind69 greeeeegggggggggggff

[Bootywind69 @bootywind69]

I have a bomb

[Texas A&M Police @TAMUPolice]

Public Intoxication. Aggie Park. Contacted subject eating a sandwich with a water jug of whiskey. BAC was .337. Released to EMS. #BTHOflorida

[Cam @Cam31Schlittler]

Drinking dat dirty water

[JacMerriex Tactheratrix @goonteaser]

shook my head no when the blunt came back round to me #mcqueenisfading

[JacMerriex Tactheratrix @goonteaser]

trench warfare against my thermostat rn

[JacMerriex Tactheratrix @goonteaser]

get ready to learn swahili buddy

[JacMerriex Tactheratrix @goonteaser]

jarvis, shove a sock down her throat

[JacMerriex Tactheratrix @goonteaser]

thanking my chiropractor after the session because the voices are gone

[JacMerriex Tactheratrix @goonteaser]

rockin a wayne chrebet on houston st w the sun out

[JacMerriex Tactheratrix @goonteaser]

i know yu like that white boy

[JacMerriex Tactheratrix @goonteaser]

tipping my chinese food delivery saying gracias

[Matt Silverman @mattsilverman4]

Remember this kid? This is him now, feel old yet?

[Matt Silverman @mattsilverman4]

*My New Year’s resolution is to read more*

[JacMerriex Tactheratrix @goonteaser]

mid day motion

[JacMerriex Tactheratrix @goonteaser]

@MikeNash15 whoever went is a certified psychopath

(i sat through the whole game)