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Every shirt, everywhere, all at once.

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Roses are red 🌹
I have an erection,

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I wish wars could cease,
Without firing another bullet.

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Superman saves,
Power rangers morph,

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Love is the best,
Heartbreak is the worst.

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Some say there’s destiny,
Others say dumb luck,
All I believe in is

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I’m not a singer,
Nor am I a rapper,

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Some prefer blondes,
Others, brunette

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Crabs are from Massachusetts,
Lobsters from Maine,

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Roses are red, 🌹
Green are limes,

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Roses are red,
Let me put this bluntly,

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Roses are red🌹
My stomach is flabby…

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But in the end.. it doesn’t even mattress

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Was metrosexual a pun on heterosexual

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Man is it just me or is twitters engagement NOT good

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Who needs friends when u can listen to a podcast

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