samuel

Not now

[samuel @gooofsterr]

I'm going to recreate the plot of Leaving Las Vegas in Athens, Georgia

[samuel @gooofsterr]

This one had a notably bullshit ending where it turns out they're all dogs or something

[WH @hastifliche]

If you can handle McGowan, you might just be ready for this one. it chilled me to the bone

[samuel @gooofsterr]

I think I've expended all my good will on here

[samuel @gooofsterr]

Turning down promotions at Wendy's because they need me on that front line

[samuel @gooofsterr]

Don't know if I've ever seen a man made horrorI couldn't comprehend

[samuel @gooofsterr]

https://t.co/2ZTqWZxqWs

It's funny when the singer yells "break it down!" about two minutes and the band keeps playing the same shitty three note riff at the same tempo

[samuel @gooofsterr]

@sreddi_515 He's like Frank in Always Sunny, he knows he doesn't have much time left so he's saying and doing whatever

[Friday Night Funk 'n Wagnalls @sreddi_515]

outstanding lmao

[laszlo @DavidTibet1]

Sticker that says “support local tarot.” What the hell is the alternative

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

American on heroin (pointing glock): PUT YOUR F****** HANDS UP [[SLUR]]!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woodland Creature: 👁️👃👁️

[samuel @gooofsterr]

The hardest Beavis and Butthead ever made me laugh was one where they're watching a music video set in front of the Egyptian pyramids and one of them says, "where the hell is this"

[samuel @gooofsterr]

Modest Mouse covering "Barstool Blues" would make 15 year old me go, "huh"

[constans @constans]

Pour one out for the headline The Onion editors decided was just “too much” for the Sept. 11th issue:

“America Stronger Than Ever,” Says Quadragon Officials

[samuel @gooofsterr]

My grandfather died in 9/11 after he fell out of the guard tower

[samuel @gooofsterr]

In the running for one of the worst things I've ever read

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Whoever did this is going to be in major trouble with the dean

[Joshua Hunt @viajoshhunt]

A TMZ staffer who spoke to me for this story just texted to point out something I hadn't been aware of: When Kanye West showed up for the now infamous 2018 TMZ interview—one which Harvey Levin had edited to remove Ye's praise for Hitler—Charlie Kirk was part of his entourage.

[samuel @gooofsterr]

Spending the night in county lock up and immediately commiting a crime to get back in because I can't function on the outside

[Jack Bensinger @JackBensinger]

Motorcycler attacked me