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drunk with awe ✨ she/her

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@cd4losangeles This somehow managed to piss off everyone on every side of this lmao pick a lane

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@CD6Nury

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You’re saying that your sets are so gripping, so flawless that no one would leave the dance floor unless you *intentionally* played a bad track. okay!!

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All the replies to this saying “we do it intentionally so the bar can make money” are SENDING ME

[NICKSY @_Nicksy]

Question for DJs: how does it feel when you play a song and everyone starts leaving the dance floor? Like what do you genuinely think in your head at that moment? I’m interested lool

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Remember getting to the “end” of tinder

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@IveSeenFootage @grahamjirvin True

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Just remembered that one of my exes would brush his teeth by first squeezing toothpaste *directly into his mouth* and then getting the toothbrush in there.

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Is anything in this world not bullshit

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Lexis play budget is where we’re drawing the line on realism in euphoria huh 😂

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@GoBigShowTBS #firebreather

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I can’t

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We’re still doing this??

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@itsflanagain @whoweekly

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Out here trying to access the sensation of having friends without ever speaking to another human being

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@UrbanOutfitters Had to send 5 emails and call 3 times to find out this is on back order and they don’t know when they’ll have it lol!!! Thanks so much for ur help tho!!

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@UrbanOutfitters I am literally begging you to ship me this stupid shoe bench I ordered a month and a half ago lmao

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@UrbanOutfitters That’s what your customer service people said 3 days ago!!!

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@UrbanOutfitters think of the poor shoes!

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Being in your late twenties is all about settling on a preferred sleeping position

[People's City Council - Los Angeles @PplsCityCouncil]

New candidate just dropped 👀👀👀 @EunissesH