desert dweller

when I drink coffee in the car I use a mug not a thermos so you could say I'm a thrill seeker

[desert dweller @goooooober]

@SpotifyStatus I got kicked out and it's not letting me use facebook to log back in

[desert dweller @goooooober]

For all my #Armcherries out there!
#RBandME: https://t.co/mZxBbxPnhL #findyourthing #redbubble

[desert dweller @goooooober]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, @armchairexppod: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/PJh7bSI8BY

[desert dweller @goooooober]

@SalVulcano Joe's going to blame the "young audience" that is Twitter when he loses for picking pasta

[desert dweller @goooooober]

@SalVulcano Weed has never left me curled up in the fetal position next to a vomit encrusted toilet and make my body feel like a sun-dried dog poop incarnate

[desert dweller @goooooober]

@SalVulcano Definitely pool. If you jump in a pool and get water up your nose the chlorine will clear your sinus, but salt water will shrivel up your uvula and your dreams

[Bryanna Wallace & Autumn Gupta @Autumn_Bry]

https://t.co/9IPHChxdp7

[desert dweller @goooooober]

Andy Beshear: Justice for Breonna Taylor https://t.co/kmN488mMzD via @Change

[desert dweller @goooooober]

Lu and I are very happy our "Movies (And Other Things) book came today 😻😻😻

[desert dweller @goooooober]

@thatsradofyou AND GET THE WEIGHTED THING PUT ON YOU WHEN THEY TAKE XRAYS

[desert dweller @goooooober]

@Ilibasic14 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[nick kroll @nickkroll]

Big Mouth Season 3 Trailer. Do! The! Thing! Oct 4th!

[discourse wallah @krutika]

make chris evans a bond girl u cowards

[LIZZO @lizzo]

EVEN WHEN ME CRUMBLE CRAZY ME GOT SHORTBREAD PROBLEMS THATS THE MONSTER IN ME ✨NOM NOM✨ THEN ME EAT EM THATS THE COOKIE IN ME 😭

[desert dweller @goooooober]

@meg_feas STOP EATING THINGS YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO

[liva @realchoppedliva]

when characters in musicals transition from speaking to singing

[desert dweller @goooooober]

@brimolitor I DO THE SAME DAMN THING 😂

[desert dweller @goooooober]

WHY DO I EVEN PACK MY LUNCH IF IM JUST GOING TO FORGET IT IN THE FRIDGE ANYWAY.