Don Quijote

piss hard shit fast live forever

[xian qing @klarnic_debt]

Belgium vs. Egypt game

[Chess.com @chesscom]

Why did Spain accept this 😭😭

[Don Quijote @goop_dick]

Inconveniencing everyone at the smoothie shop with a complex açaí bowl order

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

76 backwards 👀

happy 6/7 to all who celebrate

[limpkin @acealeam]

girlfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my CREEK

[finnie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @kimicaraz]

I don’t care if I get disqualified. Charlie Kirk got what he deserved. My name is Alexander Zverev and I am the ATP world no.3

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Bukayo Saka in UCL final:

0 goals
0 assists
0 shots on target
0 chances created
0 big chances created
0 key passes
0 successful take-ons
0 accurate crosses

Cardio.

[Mr Black @MrBlackFootball]

11 men in the box in the 29th minute

[leanne @toothgarden]

computa, make it stop

[Tickle Monster @xivTickle]

Tickle in 1

[Don Quijote @goop_dick]

Oh god forbid I get black out drunk. Jeez Louise

[Caramell™ @dihydroxyestra]

what ??

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

me posting on Twitter with 0 likes, 0 retweets and 0 comments

[Don Quijote @goop_dick]

Olivia dean is so good

[Don Quijote @goop_dick]

Posting on weiboo in perfect mandarin about how much I love Harry Kane. First weib in half a decade

[FC Bayern @FCBayernEN]

HARRY EDWARD KANE.

That’s it. That is the tweet.

[HotspurReports. @hotspurreports]

Whatever happens tomorrow.

Tottenham til I die.