♛

sleep is good, death is better.

[charlotte🐇 @charlotte113297]

i wish nudes werent sexual because why cant i just take a selfie with my boobs out just because i wanna??

[♛ @goorrjess]

it’s so hot outside that i’m stripping as soon as i get home. get all this shit off of me!!

[preye🤎 @tessysmitha]

Things I want in my man:
-Must be a virgin
-Must be submissive
-Must not talk back
-Must cook and clean
-Must dress modest

[jasmine @callingjasmine]

Women thrive in singleness. Men suffer in it.

[♛ @goorrjess]

amanda shouting over danielle on this episode of ITC is asinine

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

PAPER TOWEL COMMERCIALS ARE SO FAKE. ITS ALWAYS A KID SPILLING JUICE AND NEVER A CAT THROWING UP.

[jezz @JezziiB]

I have a theory that men don’t like being alone bc they would then have to care for themselves. Women want to be alone bc we are tired of caring for everyone else when no one takes care of us...

[♛ @goorrjess]

i’m tired of everyone being so skinny it’s scary!!!

[DIEGS @TexasDiegs]

Non-ball knower softball fans: “How dare Glasco change the pitchers every inning it messes with their psyche.”

Nija Canady and Kaitlyn Terry:

[cinder @blackcindyy]

Amanda to West “they’re making me feel really stupid for trusting you” I JUST HAVE TO LAUGH. LIKE THERES TRULY NO MORE WORDS #SummerHouse

[♛ @goorrjess]

you know what im never doing??? rehoming my pet

[♛ @goorrjess]

the WCWS strike zone can’t be the size of a pea AND inconsistent… pick 1 pls

[Emily @emilymcmcmc]

THE FIRST TIME THEY SLEPT TOGETHER WAS AFTER THE STATEMENT Hhahahahahahahahhahahahaha noooooobody believes that shit what #summerhouse

[Sarah 🪩 ✨ @swainsch]

out of everything that happened amanda's reunion hair still remains one of her most baffling decisions #summerhouse

[row @westxallens]

funniest part of the reunion was the entire cast stating that amanda has no friends #SummerHouse

[m :) @vuse_lover]

It really pisses me off when men are hot. Fuck you and your stupid handsome face

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

Period pain is so disrespectful because why is my back involved? What did my back do?

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Holiday weekends are PROOF we can have 4 day work weeks and get the same amount of work done.

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

I love being hot and difficult.
Why in the fuck would I ever be easy going.