Craig Clark

I have 9 toes, a sweet beard, high anxiety, and high cholesterol. Welcome to the show.

[Craig Clark @goose2659]

Mom’s Christmas cards are lit.

[Craig Clark @goose2659]

Sup fuckers

[Craig Clark @goose2659]

Y’all are nasty. Thanks for coming though. Please hit that follow button. #feet

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Just ate two gummies and a pint of huny bun ice cream. #ibelieveicanfly

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Google elephant snack. Happy Sunday. #elephantsnack

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I have absolutely no clue why I even chew up corn. Always comes out “put back together”
#corn

[Craig Clark @goose2659]

I got hammered last night, woke up at 2 am, drank 3/4 of a gallon of apple juice, and almost evacuated my bowels in our bed ten minutes ago. I regret nothing. Mind your business. #fuck #noregrets #fiber #applejuice #twittergod #yourmom

[Craig Clark @goose2659]

After long years of hard work, dedication, and a lot of thinking I have finally made a decision in my life and moved on it. It has taken me a long time to get here but I have finally made the jump.

I just ordered 6 fanny packs off Amazon.

Thank you all for your support.

[Craig Clark @goose2659]

My daughter just poured a whole ass gallon of milk on the floor while I was trying to shit. #fuck

[Craig Clark @goose2659]

I have no fucking clue what I’m doing. #myfirsttweeter