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i have left the building

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last time im gonna make one of these posts, but im officially leaving this place. you can find me here:

the blue place: [email protected]
email: [email protected]
webbed site/blog: https://t.co/DgqTiO5WHV

it has been a privilege and an honor serving with you 🫡

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@CatsOfYore @CrashsLanding for the kitties

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@philnana22 thanks!! i wasnt sure what to expect and i need to practice getting my hands and feet to do different things at different times? but it was SO FUN

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@Namaenai_Writes all good! just ate too fast, because he is a knucklehead

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@TammyRodell right?? hes reaping what he sowed

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@philnana22 🤞 thank you for the vibes! with luck theyll make it through his thick skull!

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@Heckthewakeful fingers crossed! the initial exam was good and he didnt try to shred anyone which is a plus. waiting on bloodwork. my money is on "sometimes he eats too fast and makes himself sick" but better safe than sorry

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@Heckthewakeful hector!!! im not allowed to laugh like this at work!!!

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@Heckthewakeful even more embarrassing considering its not even dairy milk these days, its OAT MILK. he is aware of this! and yet!

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@SymphoCarol i dont think he will either because he wants to be popular and there are enough bluechecks in his menchies telling him not to do it that hell listen. but i gotta boost my alternate shit just in case

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@Heckthewakeful i yellquote this every time i hear the birds start calling to each other in spring!!!

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@Heckthewakeful yeah the idea that if youre not married/dont vow to stay together for life then you arent committed or you won't, like... make it through hard times?? is wild?? it just seems so transactional. and i have seen rls get so poisoned by resentment because people feel stuck together

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@Heckthewakeful like i know for a fact L is with me because she loves me and wants to be with me because she has broken up with me before and it sucked but it was the right decision at the time and it would have sucked more if shed stayed and been miserable

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@Heckthewakeful this is what L and i talk about all the time re: our relationship. legal marriage aside, we're together right now because we want to be! and i think thats lovely and important? id rather someone leave me when life gets tough than only stay because they think they have to...

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@SymphoCarol he actually just wanted to give his boyfriend and his son some time to bond just the two of them and at that point why not take a nice vacation with your weird dog

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@beerandxwords we've got our oldest one this weekend and im so exciiiited even if he is in the "*shrug* whatever" phase

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@wannabefireman too small for my awesomeness

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@delmacgirl 😁 pretty much the only "fuck it YOLO!!!" moment of my life, absolutely worth it

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@wannabefireman jumped out of a plane

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@RyanTZeppo you know what youre right link only ever expresses joy when he cooks. he just wants to make hyrule peaceful enough that he can retire to a life of home cooked meals