goose

and in the morning, I’m making waffles!

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

ppl saying we want moo deng. if you dont respect fritz youre a fake hippo fan and moo deng would hate your ass

[goose @gooseesq]

@awhitecarrot Feel free to make me shelves instead

[goose @gooseesq]

puss in boots legacy

[goose @gooseesq]

Ugh

[goose @gooseesq]

If anyone knows someone looking for a roommate in Portland, lmk

[goose @gooseesq]

Yes @PeoplesUnited, ’twas I buying $30 worth of yeast infection medicine at CVS this evening, but thanks for defending my vaginal health

[goose @gooseesq]

Life imitates art https://t.co/pi6oGbzSKk

[goose @gooseesq]

@MassRMV in extreme need of help and the wait time to speak to a person is over an hour. PLEASE tell me why I can’t log into an account to print my temporary plates and get inspected before I get my real plates!!!!!

[goose @gooseesq]

There’s nothing like crying to Luis at your insurance company at 9:30am because American healthcare is the biggest scam of all time

[goose @gooseesq]

It’s easy to forget about seasonal affect disorder until it’s 60 and sunny in March and I realize I know what crack must feel like

[goose @gooseesq]

I’m not exaggerating when I say I would do ANYTHING to feel the way I did when I was reading Percy Jackson for the first time

[goose @gooseesq]

I know I didn’t peak in high school bc the guys who dated the “hot girls” in my grade like me on hinge now

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I felt inspired and hopeful after speaking with students in @TheTellingRoom’s Young Writers & Leaders program. I wrote #APromisedLand in part because I hoped to reach young people like those in this group—the unique voices of a new generation, energized and unafraid to dream big.

[cole @hiwaysongstress]

People forget I’m actually famous for being depressed

https://t.co/kDES8Qa42s

[helen watson @hcw716]

Craving the momentary unity that Huji Cam brought in 2018

[goose @gooseesq]

In terms of internet virality, dates should be noted as either BPPP (before Potter Puppet Pals) or APPP (after Potter Puppet Pals)

[goose @gooseesq]

@colew21 They go on the lucky catch and kourtney screams when she holds a lobster and drops it on the deck

[goose @gooseesq]

I think the world would achieve peace if we started to send Flat Stanley around again