Derek Oyen

UI/Designer/Dad

[Derek Oyen @goosegrease]

@samsanders “Who’s in charge” — contraction!

[Derek Oyen @goosegrease]

@FrontierCare trying to book a flight on your mobile website, and it's down with a server configuration error

[Derek Oyen @goosegrease]

@Delta thanks for the clever and hilarious preflight safety video. It a perfect tone for my flight

[Derek Oyen @goosegrease]

Trying a new tool - Velositey - website building extension with tools for Photoshop. #velositey http://t.co/tgva6KVdTP

[Derek Oyen @goosegrease]

Just saw Zöe Keating at the Kent Stage. Never seen anyone bring life to a cello the way she does. Thank you #radiolab for introducing us.

[Derek Oyen @goosegrease]

A great thing about Starbucks is you can order a hot, tall blonde and nobody will look at you funny.

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Forecast calls for 50 degrees w/ 100% chance for rain. Must be a tournament weekend in Lodi.

[Derek Oyen @goosegrease]

Sporting my Tough Mudder t-shirt in support of my little bro. Rock the Seattle course today, Jeremy!

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Rain gauge is at 2.75" since last night, and it's still coming down. Going to be a sloppy one on the soccer pitch this afternoon.

[Derek Oyen @goosegrease]

"What did you do at work today?"
"Well, I tended the fire from 11:45 to 12:15."
"..."
http://t.co/U2OoIEhVpR

[Derek Oyen @goosegrease]

Counting down to #24in24. Two weeks to go.

[Derek Oyen @goosegrease]

Guy

[Derek Oyen @goosegrease]

World's MOST or LEAST usable phone? Just 1 button, but I'm afraid to pick it up.

[Derek Oyen @goosegrease]

Great finale for the holiday dunk tank today: Jim Nash and TJ are on the ticket. Go vote. http://t.co/my3Q9nwl #GetTanked

[Derek Oyen @goosegrease]

Impressive voting today at http://t.co/my3Q9nwl. Jimmy Sollisch with over 10K votes already! #GetTanked

[Derek Oyen @goosegrease]

Why not both? @stephneumann: Don't forget to vote to get @csledzik tanked today! Or maybe even @CarliMango? #GetTanked http://t.co/wrCK9Ucy

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First dunk of the day. Great shot, Adam! #GetTanked http//holiday.marcusthomasllc.com

[Derek Oyen @goosegrease]

Watching @adamrecktenwald #GetTanked. Come on people, dunk this guy! http//holiday.marcusthomasllc.com

[Derek Oyen @goosegrease]

@csledzik @aapurvis @lzone Enough of a reason to make sure you don't make it!

[Derek Oyen @goosegrease]

Sorry ladies, but today I think 3 guys have to get dunked. Vote for Tony, Adam, Phong, Jim or Scott. A lot. #GetTanked http://t.co/my3Q9nwl