Lisa Holliday

Standup Comedian. Fur mama. My books are available on Amazon and wherever ebooks are sold. *End of shameless plug*

[Lisa Holliday @GooseNibble]

My latest book, Live Wire, is available everywhere. It’s an old school buddy cop story with a twist.

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I think I’ll just stay home and watch this all day. 🐶🐾🥺

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[Lisa Holliday @GooseNibble]

The heat index is 102 today. Time for everybody in my neighborhood to mow the lawn.

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I’m thinking about not publishing anymore. I’m sick of publishing sites treating their writers like scum. If I finish this book I’ll probably give it to my family as a Christmas present.

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I was gonna get a substack account but the front page is nothing but sex bots and public shaming. 😬

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Having read as much of twilight as I can possibly stand, I’ve decided I’m buying Mike Newton and Jessica Stanley tickets to the latest Jason Statham movie, 2 large souvenir popcorn buckets and 2 large drinks in souvenir cups. Have fun & enjoy your drama free evening, kids.🤍🥤🍿

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Some thoughts on the 82nd anniversary of D Day.

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Pubs are such an important part of British & Irish culture it would be sad to see them go. They're not just for drinking they're for socializing and meeting other people in the community. We’re slowly withdrawing as a society. 😢

[Lisa Holliday @GooseNibble]

I'm starting to think I don't have the right personality to write a book. it seems like writers love to talk and talk that's why their books are so long. this is gonna sound weird because I did standup but l'm not a big talker. I’m a very shy person.

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Day 2 of my microdosing cycle. I’m craving massive amounts of healthy food. Who needs ozempic? Take mushrooms. 🍄‍🟫 😂

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Bunny Bunny 🐇

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@StephenKing I just bought this last week. I read it years ago. I finally got it back.

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I’ve always wondered about that. I mean has anybody ever paid attention to the lyrics? 😬

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Martina McBride’s ‘Independence Day’: How a Song About Domestic Violence Got Mistaken for a Patriotic Anthem
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[Lisa Holliday @GooseNibble]

I’d rather have your book and a bologna sandwich 🥪 than another god awful Rambo sequel. 🫡

[_DavidMorrell @_DavidMorrell]

@Shawn_Chesser I do not. The studio refuses to talk to me. A representative once told me that they make great motion pictures and I make baloney sandwiches.

[Lisa Holliday @GooseNibble]

I hate this time of year. My allergies 🤧 are killing me. I actually had to use my inhaler. I’m gonna need a hazmat suit just to walk out the door. 😵‍💫 ❤️‍🩹😷

[Lisa Holliday @GooseNibble]

They will never take away our joy. Good luck, Stephen, wherever you land. I’m so glad Paul was there for the end. 🥺 I’m also including a picture of George Carlin getting arrested since he was railroaded for similar reasons.

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Just read about a woman who lived to be 122 and quit smoking only 5 years before she died. Meanwhile I got Greek yogurt coming out of my ears. 😔