bri duckworth

fuck it, we ball

[bri duckworth @goosevalue]

life’s a beach and i am shoveling sand in my mouth

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

White men have these violent fantasies of unaliving anyone who touches their daughter, but then a rapist comes along and they vote for him and put his name on their trucks.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The second birthright citizenship was upheld, MAGA started talking about:

Sterilization requirements for women.
Visa denials for pregnant women.
ICE targeting pregnant women.

So when they tell you they’re pro-life and pro-women, it’s all bullshit.

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

True

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“cats are so mean” skill issue. every cat i’ve ever met has either liked me or ignored me, and being ignored by a cat is actually a good thing because that means they aren’t perceiving you as a threat

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

No paternity test needed 😈

[⛓️ @problemsthots]

tv shows getting cancelled because the president didn’t like what was said on those shows means that this shit is genuinely over and there is literally no point anymore. that is quite literally fascism.

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

I have yet to see any jokes or criticism of Charlie Kirk that come close to being as offensive as the things Charlie himself said

[RB @rbisrb]

Right On...

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

i'm not even doomscrolling anymore i'm just regular scrolling and everything's doomed

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

oh sorry about bouncing my leg. i’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore

[Baddie @tinfoilbaddie]

🤷🏼‍♀️

[Whitney Houston We Have a Problem @BHacrosstheUS]

The “woke mind virus” is literally just empathy.

That’s it. It’s empathy.

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

Only in America do we ban TikTok before AR-15s.