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Proud Bidet Owner

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@jbgmedia_

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Damn. They really did it.

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

“Cilantro actually tastes like soap to me”

Really? Are you some sort of imbecile?

[Foundational White Janissary @White_Janissary]

Reports indicate that Her Majesty has bestowed a great honor upon Meghan Markle by requesting her to be the recipient of the “Final Slur:” a traditional rite whereby the British Monarch utters their final racist remark before death. Markle will be the first non-Irish beneficiary.

[i like food @messedupfoods]

hate when my pizza isn't boneless

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

First day at AirBnB

[computer man @gloomfather]

Yeah I’ve got “HBO”…Huge Beer Open. And yeah. I think I’m about to “Discover”y another huge beer, in the fridge

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@SarahBessey Sugar

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@WarDamnStool They’re towing my car

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@Yoitsunoso @tide Haha retail worker joke

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@RoosterJosh97 I know that keypad doesn’t work

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@tabracky One of them said to the other...

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Rule number one:
If you give a horse a fish, he’ll steal FIVE dollars from you

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@AyeyoKEJO Willow fly

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@braxtonh26 Don’t want you to be an aMeRiCaN iDiOt🥴