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Making the realm great again

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And I know I'll be a law somedayyyyy!
'Cause The Don says that I will
So I can just sit back and chill.

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I'm just a bill
One Big, Beautiful Bill,
and I rule the roost on Capital Hill.

You think that Congress represents you?
Then you don't know a thing.
The party that waves the flag the loudest
has appointed you a king.

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DM: A large group of goblins closes in on you
DT: I rally my subjects
DM: They overthrew you last campaign
LG: Oh yeah
DT: Didn't happen, fake adventure
LG: That's right, he's right
MM: <mutters> Just shut up, Lindsey.
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Cleric Mitch: HE's gone! We can get back to...
Paladin Greene: Our neighbors are stealing our children to drink their blood to stay young!
Mitch: (head in hands) Why, just why

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Invoking Rule 13:
From now on #SJW stands for Selfish Jerk Wads.

And the purveyors of right wing name calling are conservikids.

Let the War Of WordZ And Acronyms continue! #WOWZAA

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@realDonaldTrump The Supreme Court can't replace Obamacare, you dink. Congress has to do that.

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Cleric:...and the holy light turned the zombies away
Fighter: Since some were trolls we doused their remains in avid
DT: So if they return and you're bitten, shine a torch on the wound and drink a little acid so they'll die from biting you
Villagers: 🤔😐🤨
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DM: After much thought, the king has agreed to open the kingdom's martketplaces despite the plague still being present.
DT: But keep the borders closed
DM: The king says "What?"
DT: Only local peasants, no forgein trade
DM: The king is stunned silent
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DT: All the kingdom's scribes and clerics have come up with a plan to fight the deadly plague. But I will support the barons and dukes as each of their lands have different circumstances.
(In the Duchy of Chess and Peaks)
Crier: The king urges the overthrow of the Duke!
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Cleric: This gold we acquired will save the people once we distrib...
What are you doing?
DT: Carving my name on these coins
Cl: But, the rest of us killed the dragon
DT: I...taunted it
Cl: WHILE HIDING BEHIND...
DT: (goes back to carving)
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DT: Elves are bad people. We need to remove all the elves.
City: We won't turn over the elves to you
DT: Since you live them so much I'm going to send you even more
City: ...The elves you don't like.
The elves you want gone.
DT: Yes. That will show you.
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DT: The honorable Duke has killed this noble farmer's dog...
Farmer: He did, but it was attacking him
DT: ...as he trespassed on his land...
Farm: Coming to reward me for service
DT: ...causing his family grief
Farm: You killed my brother last week